Obama Vs Osama – Help Wanted !

Hello & welcome to 2010.



A few days after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up an aeroplane on Christmas Day, our old pals from al-Qaeda claimed the responsibility for it.

Okaaay…

Now, maybe I’m missing a vital piece of the puzzle here but didn’t this punk kid fail in his attempt to make the explosives go off ?



Didn’t he fail & get burned while failing ?

Didn’t he fail, get burned & then put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger while failing ??

Didn’t he fail, get burned, get put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger & then get stripped of his clothes as the aeroplane landed safely while failing ???

No matter where you’re from, we can all agree one 1 thing…

That was a serious piece of Failure.



& no one likes failure.

…sooo, why does al-Qaeda want to be associated with something like that ???

Why go all “Hey world ! Guess what ? WE were behind this !” ?

I mean there were ZERO casualties & last time I checked, terrorists loved having big piles of bloody casualties.

Some think the reason was just to be named in all the international news reports but that’s impossible because that would mean terrorists are just like women emotionally insecure attention seekers…



Ok, so maybe it was all about foiling the airport security, thereby showing us no one is safe ?

Well… maybe.

But the bar for those kind of actions was raised significantly by the couple known as the Salahis.

They managed to enter the White House, shake President Obama’s hand & even stayed for dinner afterwards without ever receiving terrorist boot camp training or even an invitation.



It’s only when a major organization like al-Qaeda, having made the headlines with several international acts of terror, suddenly gets pwned by some fame-seeking US couple that you know something is wrong.

Add the still fragile economic climate & there’s a sudden realization that times must be hard for those in the profession of full-time terrorist.

Igniting a West Vs Muslims Global Holy War clearly just isn’t as easy as it used to be. Certainly not if on a special day like Christmas the best they can do is to get a clueless kid that fails spectacularly in his mission.



Sure, the “Help Wanted” sign is hanging out there but with idiots like Umar & Mohammed Muhideen Gelle (that Somali guy in Denmark) signing up, what chance do terrorist groups possibly have ?

No company in the world can flourish with bad employees, now can it ?

As their intended targets, I guess we could gather round & have a nice big laugh at the expense of al-Qaeda & their like, for having troubles but wouldn’t that be like kicking somebody when they’re down ?

…yes, yes it would.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You idiots !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You losers !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You failed !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !



Kick their asses in 2010, Obama.