Posts Tagged ‘Love’

Mu On Mo #47 – Alors, La Musique Sur Le Lundi

November 19, 2012

With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…

Ah, bonjour mes amis et bienvenue !

Alors, un coeur brisé ?

Je ne sais pas mais c’est fragile, n’est-ce pas ?

…wait what ???

Well, that was pretty weird.

Anyhoo, today a song that got the following comment on YouTube…

“je comprend pas pourquoi ils courent …”

Well, I think it’s cuz…

…uh, I mean “what ? Speak English !”.


For some of the craziest people with thanks to “Ziz”, that was Gaëtan Roussel – Dis-Moi Encore Que Tu M’aimes.

See vous another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if nous are still around.


L’Amour Est Vaste !

November 9, 2011

I suppose we’ve all been there, 1 time or another.

You find yourself making a joke about someone but instead of them laughing about it, they’re hurt.

Yeah, even though you meant well the person in question just doesn’t appreciate your (attempt at) humour.

That can be quite akward.

So, what to do after your joke has failed ?

What can you say or do to the hurt party & make things better ?

Apologize & then promise never to do it again ?

Hell NO !

You give ’em the lurve they want, the lurve they so desperately need !

Charlie Hebdo Sweet Lurve Cover

Makes you feel all warm inside, don’t it ?

Weblogging The Seeds Of Love

February 14, 2011

February 14th, today, is of course thé Lurve Day & when such a day arrives, it brings along an opportunity to make the best out of it.

So, I’ve decided to forgive all of Humanity’s enemies & send them the sweet Love they so desperately need.

Oh yes, sending out Love… nnnow !

…nah, I just couldn’t bring myself to make the effort to Love them.

Well, at least I sort of tried, maybe next year though ?

Hope you bastards die in the meantime !

Valentine's Day Heart

Unsolved Mystery… SOLVED !

August 17, 2009

Hi there.

Do you like unexplained phenomena ?

Yeah, I’ll bet you do.

@ 1 point or another, everyone will ponder about such things as the Loch Ness monster, UFOs & Mothman.

So for this entry, I’d like to write about a similar kind of mystery.

It’s 1 of those enigmas that you can’t stop wondering about.

Let me put it to you in the form of a question…

Have you ever wondered what’s under a burqa ?

Yeah, I’ll bet you have.

Go ahead & think about it right now…

Women wearing burqas

…well ?

No idea ?

You give up ?

Ok, I’ll tell you what’s underneath a burqa.

Why, another burqa of course !


But seriously, the mystery of whatever’s beneath this… clothing item might be solved thanks to a new law in Afghanistan of all places.

You see, earlier this year a law proposal came about that would give married men certain… rights.

Meant to govern family life, the law stated women (unless ill) were forced to **** their husbands every 4 days.

This then led to all sorts of protests in & outside of Afghanistan.

As for the reasons why your typical 9-year old Afghan female wouldn’t want to regularly **** her adoring husband, I can only speculate.

Ok, so maybe it turned all married women into potential rape victims but then again, no one ever said marriage was a slice of heaven.

Anyhoo, all that protesting eventually paid off & the law went back to the ol’ drawingboard for some reviewing.

& now it’s back. (YAY !)

New & improved, the law now states husbands may withhold food if their wives refuse to indulge their manly urges.


So, by fulfilling his needs she’ll get paid for services rendered… with food.

A basic daily need in return for doing whatever it is he likes to do.

Now, let’s think about this for second, shall we ?

WTF ? This law actually turns a wife into your very own personal whore.

With laws like these, who needs the Taliban ?

But no need to worry, the law is only to help President Hamid Karzai win votes intended for the Shia minority, who make up about 10% of Afghanistan’s population.

As for all those women in the 90% of the population group, they can take it easy.

For now.

As a separate family law for them (the Sunni majority) is now also being drawn up.

Anyways, back to the matter @ hand.

What is under a burqa ?” you ask ?

Very thin women. 😦

Got Food ?

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #6

April 9, 2009

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.

Have you ever thought about what the I-net is used for ?

You can use it for e-mailing a relative for example.

Or for playing a game of chess with some stranger on the other side of the planet.

Some however use web search engines to look for pictures.

Special certain pictures.

Perhaps you do too.

Do you secretly download pics off Google ?

Pics no one else must see ?

Pics that others might not tolerate ?

Pics showing your object of desire ?

Pics of a sexy…

chair ?

No ?

A young & wild refrigerator perhaps ?

No ??

Ok, what about that global landmark the Eiffel Tower ?

No ???

Hmmm, I guess you’re not an OS then.

…an objectum-sexual 😯

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.

True Love