Posts Tagged ‘Burqa’

“Le Oh Crap !” (That’s French For “Oh Crap !”)

October 19, 2010



Zees unions are striking ?

Oh, poor France !



Zee fuel eez almost gone ?

Oh, poor poor France !



Zee juvenile delinquents students are seizing zee opportunity to destroy stuff & spread zee chaos ?

Oh, poor poor poor France !



Well, at least France eez très safe from all zose ‘orrible burqa wearing women after zat law you passed…



Ehhh, Zee Fonz !


The Swiss Are Coming !

November 29, 2009

Perhaps you recall a previous post where we talked about Crazy Uncle Mo & his even crazier scheme to convert hot women non-Muslims to Islam ?

His 1st stop was Rome, Italy.

It should have been Zurich, Switzerland.



But… it’s too late now.

For the Swiss people have spoken & now a majority supports a ban on… minarets (you know, those long thingies beside a mosque).

Life must sure be tough over in Switzerland where, apparently, there are as many as FOUR whole minarets.

Yes, 4 of them.

Can you even imagine that level of daily horror ?

No wonder the Swiss People’s Party held a referendum.



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative


& as plans go, this one of course is brilliant.

It’ll teach al-Qaeda a lesson they’ll never forget !

Why, I can almost see the poor bastards already…



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative


So, evildoers all over the world beware !

Because the Swiss are coming & your religion will be next…


Nobel Neutrality

October 10, 2009

Seems Prez Obama won himself a lil’ Nobel Peace Prize today.

Aw, that’s nice.

I mean, how many people can claim they’ve won a prize for achieving absolutely nothing ?

*pause for laughter*

…no, the mentally retarded do not count.

*pause for more laughter*



Anyhoo, all this has made me think of Switzerland.

Good ol’ Switzerland. The land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks, knives, music boxes & of course neutrality.

Yes, the wonderful neutrality of the Swiss.

I wonder if there’s something… anything on this planet that would make the Swiss think twice about their policy ?

Anything at all.

Hmmm…



I mean back during WW II their attitude was all like…

Fight Hitler ? Who ? Us ??? LOL ! No, no. We are neutral.”

A World War was being fought out between the forces for Good & the forces for Evil & yet they didn’t budge.

& I’ll bet if Germany had won, they would’ve respected that neutrality.

But back to the question at hand.

…nope, try as I might, I can’t think of a single damn thing that the Swiss would perceive as big enough of a threat to make them change tactics & finally take a stand.



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative



Perhaps they’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize next ?

*pause for yet more laughter*


Unsolved Mystery… SOLVED !

August 17, 2009

Hi there.

Do you like unexplained phenomena ?

Yeah, I’ll bet you do.

@ 1 point or another, everyone will ponder about such things as the Loch Ness monster, UFOs & Mothman.



So for this entry, I’d like to write about a similar kind of mystery.

It’s 1 of those enigmas that you can’t stop wondering about.

Let me put it to you in the form of a question…



Have you ever wondered what’s under a burqa ?



Yeah, I’ll bet you have.

Go ahead & think about it right now…



Women wearing burqas



…well ?

No idea ?

You give up ?

Ok, I’ll tell you what’s underneath a burqa.

Why, another burqa of course !

:mrgreen:



But seriously, the mystery of whatever’s beneath this… clothing item might be solved thanks to a new law in Afghanistan of all places.

You see, earlier this year a law proposal came about that would give married men certain… rights.

Meant to govern family life, the law stated women (unless ill) were forced to **** their husbands every 4 days.

This then led to all sorts of protests in & outside of Afghanistan.

As for the reasons why your typical 9-year old Afghan female wouldn’t want to regularly **** her adoring husband, I can only speculate.

Ok, so maybe it turned all married women into potential rape victims but then again, no one ever said marriage was a slice of heaven.



Anyhoo, all that protesting eventually paid off & the law went back to the ol’ drawingboard for some reviewing.

& now it’s back. (YAY !)

New & improved, the law now states husbands may withhold food if their wives refuse to indulge their manly urges.

😯



So, by fulfilling his needs she’ll get paid for services rendered… with food.

A basic daily need in return for doing whatever it is he likes to do.

Now, let’s think about this for second, shall we ?

WTF ? This law actually turns a wife into your very own personal whore.

With laws like these, who needs the Taliban ?



But no need to worry, the law is only to help President Hamid Karzai win votes intended for the Shia minority, who make up about 10% of Afghanistan’s population.

As for all those women in the 90% of the population group, they can take it easy.

For now.

As a separate family law for them (the Sunni majority) is now also being drawn up.



Anyways, back to the matter @ hand.

What is under a burqa ?” you ask ?

Very thin women. 😦



Got Food ?