Since 9/11, you might’ve heard reports of a certain plan.
A plan to overthrow all of the Western nations & turn them into…
(wait for it)
(wait for it)
…Muslim nations !!! *dramatic gasp*
Now, obviously, only an idiot would would mistake this tale for truth.
Enter the idiot…
Muammar al-Gaddafi AKA The Colonel.
Or as I like to call him “Crazy Uncle Mo”.
Anyhoo, some time ago Uncle Mo said:
“There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe – without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.”
Like I said, CRAZY Uncle Mo.
But he’s not one of those polarizing figures who just play up the rhetoric.
He’s actually begun converting Europe all by himself.
& stop #1 on his Euro Islamakeover Tour?
Rome, Italy !
Strange fact = only women of high length were allowed to attend his
Sooo… seeing as almost half of the population was ignored & since most women aren’t tall, means this was a pretty pretty tough selection.
This type of action somehow reminds me of the similarly crazy Soup Nazi…
Convert-All-Non-Muslims-To-Islam-Plan or not, it’s still kinda creepy Uncle Mo actually went ahead & did this.
…unless of course, Uncle Mo wanted to help Berlusconi get rid of those pesky Veline.
Anyhoo, when it comes to Libyans, I can’t help recalling what a certain teenager once said back in 1985:
EB: Oh, my God, they found me, I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty !
MM: Who ? Who ?
EB: Who do you think ? The Libyans !!!
MM: Holy shit !
Holy shit indeed.
Still, all this has left me wondering what a small woman wearing a veil would look like…
Sooo… what the hell is wrong with that picture ???
Oh Uncle Mo, you so crazee !