Posts Tagged ‘Libya’

Re: That Movie… Starring… A Donkey

September 13, 2012


US ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, dead cuz of a poorly acted movie… he had nothing to do with ???

Myes… myes… quite the drama. *leans back & strokes chin*

Looking into this matter for a possible post, the whole event seems a bit of a major clusterfuck as far as precise details go.

So much so, that I’m not even sure what to type…

Waaay too many questions surround this, for example… was this attack planned for 9/11 by terrorists ? When/how did the ambassador die ? Is Freedom Of Speech under threat in the Middle East yet again ? Who exactly is this “Sam Bacile” ? Why is the (YouTube) trailer over 13 minutes long ? Will that donkey appear in a Jesus movie next ? Etc.


Indeed, too bad really.

Oh well, at least I tried, right ?

Hmmm… there is 1 thing I’m wondering about though…

Shrektacular !


Those Misty Water-Coloured Memories Of The Way We Were

October 21, 2011

Now that Libya has adopted democracy by celebrating death in a way that even puts Mexico’s “Dia De Muertos” to shame, it’s official.

Well, I guess “” going offline was sort of a clue but still… official.

Muammar al-Gaddafi AKA The Colonel is dead.

Some of you will no doubt remember that special term of endearment I used for him…

“Crazy Uncle Mo”.

Truly, an affectionate name if there ever was one but was he really crazy ?

Well, that’s debatable & it might just depend on how well he lived his life.

Some people say that the worth of one’s life can be determined by how many close relationships you have.

No, millions of on-line connections like on Facebook don’t count because that’s not real life.

I mean those actual flesh & blood, touchable in realtime, 3-D type of people that you know in your daily life who make it all worthwhile.

So, without further ado, let’s take a walk down memory lane & see all those perfect strangers we encounter as we go through life & end up calling…

…our friends:

Gaddafi Meeting Strangers & Making Friends

…damn, it’s like looking at a gallery of all those who defriended him.

Hm, guess Life really is a lot like Facebook after all.

Totally crazy.

Gaddafi Empty-Handed & Alone

The Highway To Global Jihad

February 2, 2011

The Times They Are A-Changin’

Following similar earlier events in Tunisia, Egypt’s “leader” Hosni Mubarak or as he prefers to be called “Ho-Mu”, is now dealing with the ending of his looong-running presidency.

& while this brings joy to the people there, it’s worrying the West.

Decades before the War On Terror began, the West already gave money to made deals with several Middle East leaders to gain their favour.

Should these dictators start to fall away, those deals will fall away with them.

So naturally, Western leaders are beginning to wonder what this will mean for global jihad & what it’ll mean for the War On Terror.

Just a few years ago, it was revealed that both France & the UK, in the form of François Mitterand & Margaret Thatcher, were totally opposed to the reunification of East & West Germany.

They actually had the belief & thus the fear that this newly united Germany would lead to a new Hitler type & in turn to World War III.

Though instead of that major conflict, we got to see huge social & political changes throughout the whole of Eastern Europe which eventually lead up to the end of the Iron Curtain, with no Warsaw Pact & even no Soviet Union.

Since then & especially since September 11th 2001, Western countries have patted themselves on their collective backs for being free & democratic, so why can’t they be happy for the citizens of the Middle East as they strive for the same goal ?

Doesn’t this beat adding yet another trillion or 2 to the deficit ??

Isn’t it better than yet another 100 deaths of the men & women who serve in the armed forces ???

Now that the citizens of the Middle East have shown the world they can mass protest against more than just the infidels of the West, how about giving them the benefit of the doubt ?

Surely, if they’re willing to brave their own armies to get rid of their corrupt leaders, they’re willing to go against the true evil rotting away at the very core of their daily lives… Muslim terrorists ?

Will those who practise Islam by way of jihad like al-Qaeda finally get the wrath they deserve from the good people of the Middle East ?

Meanwhile, with rumblings in Afghanistan, Yemen, Jordan & Saudi Arabia, I can’t help wonder which evil dictator is next…

Who Will Fall Next ?

Could Libya’s own Uncle Mo be under threat ?

No Chocolate For You !

February 26, 2010

Question: How do you celebrate the birthday of the founder of a major world religion ?

Well, I suppose there are many appropriate ways you could do this.

For example, you could give a hopeful speech just like President Obama does.

But in the case of Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi, or as I like to call him “Crazy Uncle Mo”, the birthday of the final prophet was marked by…

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

…declaring holy war.

On the West.

Rambling like Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi, Uncle Mo said the following:

“Let us wage jihad against Switzerland, Zionism and foreign aggression.”

& also…

“Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against Muhammad, Allah and the Qur’an.”

…Uncle Mo, does that include Muslims eating that deliciously tasty Swiss milk chocolate ?

But seriously, I can imagine how these statements might seem like serious fighting words to untrained eye.

But it’s nothing like that.

Uncle Mo is only taking revenge for the arrest of his wife & son in Switzerland coming to the aid of those poor 4 minarets in Switzerland.

It’s not like he has a hidden agenda here.

& even in the event of World War III, there’s no need to worry about this folks !

As Uncle Mo forgot 1 crucial thing here.

The Swiss do whatever they want because they have…


Source: Who knew Crazy Uncle Mo had a hatred for chocolate ?

Hey Ladies, Wanna Join Uncle Mo’s Book Club ?

November 17, 2009

Since 9/11, you might’ve heard reports of a certain plan.

A plan to overthrow all of the Western nations & turn them into…

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

…Muslim nations !!! *dramatic gasp*

Now, obviously, only an idiot would would mistake this tale for truth.

Enter the idiot…

Muammar al-Gaddafi AKA The Colonel.

Or as I like to call him “Crazy Uncle Mo”.

Anyhoo, some time ago Uncle Mo said:

“There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe – without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.”

Like I said, CRAZY Uncle Mo.

But he’s not one of those polarizing figures who just play up the rhetoric.

No no.

He’s actually begun converting Europe all by himself.

& stop #1 on his Euro Islamakeover Tour?

Rome, Italy !

Strange fact = only women of high length were allowed to attend his ramblings speech.

Sooo… seeing as almost half of the population was ignored & since most women aren’t tall, means this was a pretty pretty tough selection.

This type of action somehow reminds me of the similarly crazy Soup Nazi

Crazy Uncle Mo Holding A Book Sale

Convert-All-Non-Muslims-To-Islam-Plan or not, it’s still kinda creepy Uncle Mo actually went ahead & did this.

…unless of course, Uncle Mo wanted to help Berlusconi get rid of those pesky Veline.

Anyhoo, when it comes to Libyans, I can’t help recalling what a certain teenager once said back in 1985:

EB: Oh, my God, they found me, I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty !
MM: Who ? Who ?
EB: Who do you think ? The Libyans !!!
MM: Holy shit !

Holy shit indeed.

Still, all this has left me wondering what a small woman wearing a veil would look like…

Veiled little woman

Sooo… what the hell is wrong with that picture ???

Oh Uncle Mo, you so crazee !