Posts Tagged ‘USA’

NRA – Now Really Asinine

December 22, 2012



The NRA, in the form of their executive vice president, Wayne LaPierre, has finally spoken out on what to do regarding guns in the USA…

“The truth is, that our society is populated by an unknown number of genuine monsters. People that are so deranged, so evil, so possessed by voices and driven by demons, that no sane person can every possibly comprehend them. They walk among us every single day…”

…wait, did he just describe his own organisation ???



Anyhoo, LaPierre went on…

“How many more copycats are waiting in the wings for their moment of fame from a national media machine that rewards them with wall-to-wall attention and a sense of identity that they crave, while provoking others to try to make their mark.”

“A dozen more killers, a hundred more?”

…doesn’t the NRA have like 4 million members ???



Anyway, LaPistol went on…

“How can we possibly even guess how many, given our nation’s refusal to create an active national database of the mentally ill?”

…don’t you have a list somewhere of those 4 million members ???



Anyhow, LaPiece went on…

“& here’s another dirty little truth that the media try their best to conceal. There exists in this country, sadly, a callous, corrupt and corrupting shadow industry that sells and stows violence against its own people.”

…I thought the media had openly reported on the NRA lobby in Washington ???



In any case, LaPeashooter went on…

“1,000 music videos & you all know this, portray life as a joke & they play murder — portray murder as a way of life. & then they all have the nerve to call it entertainment.”

…music vids kill people ? But I thought “people killed people” ???



Anyways, LaPutz went on…

“Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?”

…I thought porn depicted sex thingies ? Sooo, sex kills people ???



Nevertheless, LaUzi went on…

“Rather than face — rather than face their own moral failings the media demonize lawful gun owners, amplify their cries for more laws, and fill the national media with misinformation and dishonest thinking that only delay meaningful action, and all but guarantee that the next atrocity is only a news cycle away.”

…the national media kills people ???



Odd & yet, LaMurderweapon went on…

“As brave & heroic & as self-sacrificing as those teachers were in those classrooms & as prompt & professional and well- trained as those police were when they responded, they were unable — through no fault of their own, unable to stop it.

As parents we do everything we can to keep our children safe. It’s now time for us to assume responsibility for our schools. The only way — the only way to stop a monster from killing our kids is to be personally involved & invested in a plan of absolute protection.”

…absolute protection ? Sooo, gun free schools kill people ???



But LaIdiot went on still…

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

…he wants a “good” guy to shoot him ???



Oookaaaaay… well, there you have it folks, it’s not guns nor is it the NRA’s fault those 20 kids are dead & it obviously never was.

Nope, instead it’s things like gun free schools, the national media, teachers, gunless good guys, countless music vids, porn & people with mental health issues.

Basically, just about anyone & anything that’s not a member of the good ole pro-gun NRA has blood on their hands… well, that makes perfect sense.


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God(b)less

December 14, 2012



Hmmm, what’s this ?

Lots & lots of people brutally murdered at an elementary school in Connecticut ?

That’s horrible, I guess I should type something clever against guns…



But not this time.

No no, not cuz of the impending Apocalypse but rather, as a teen recently told me, “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”.

Well, I dunno about you folks but that sure set me straight so let’s hear it for that great great idea of having the right to own guns… it’s only normal, right ?


4 More Years !!!

November 7, 2012






2012 US Presidential Election Result






Yes We Won.









Mu On Mo #45 – At Twilight’s Last Gleaming

November 5, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Mr President ?

I know you’re there, I mean how could you not read this blog ?

Anyhoo, I have something I want to say.



It’s about the election.

The country’s divided along party & ideological lines like never before.

It looks bad.



In such a polarised socio-political climate, I’ll wish any victor the best of luck.

But this is not about that.

It’s about you losing.



Cuz there’s a chance of that now.

So, if for some reason, whatever the reason, you fail to win.

& don’t get re-elected, I just want to say…



…it’s ok, Mr President.

Cuz while some mockingly called you a Messiah & others gladly believed it, you’ve never been more than a man who did nevertheless perform certain miracles.

You worked hard, Mr President, so so hard & it shows in your tired face & greying hair.



So, should you lose… it’s ok.

You achieved & for that you’ll be reviled by your foes & remembered fondly by your supporters.

But just between the 2 of us, kick Mittens’ white ass as you listen to a patriotic song that got the following comment on YouTube…





“My God hearing her voice is like listening to an angel! She is was truly blessed with a great talent!”






?

& just how do you know how the voice of mythical being sounds like, hmmm ???

Anyhoo, here comes the talent…













For the election, that was Whitney Houston – The Battle Hymn Of The Republic.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around, right, Mr President ?


Search Engine Terms – We Hold This Truth To Be Self-Evident…

September 25, 2012



Ever since this crazy web log started, there’s been an increase in traffic.

& with that, come certain… colourful types of search engine terms visitors use.

But unlike with earlier BISHFWILF posts, some actually are pretty obvious, like today’s top term…






Dirty Hoe






Myes… myes, so much truth that there’s not much to add, really.

But seriously, if only Mittens was honest… he might win, you know ?

Yeah right, HAHAHA… oops, I meant “Ho ho ho” :mrgreen:






Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


Re: That Movie… Starring… A Donkey

September 13, 2012



EE AW ! EE AW !






US ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, dead cuz of a poorly acted movie… he had nothing to do with ???

Myes… myes… quite the drama. *leans back & strokes chin*

Looking into this matter for a possible post, the whole event seems a bit of a major clusterfuck as far as precise details go.



So much so, that I’m not even sure what to type…

Waaay too many questions surround this, for example… was this attack planned for 9/11 by terrorists ? When/how did the ambassador die ? Is Freedom Of Speech under threat in the Middle East yet again ? Who exactly is this “Sam Bacile” ? Why is the (YouTube) trailer over 13 minutes long ? Will that donkey appear in a Jesus movie next ? Etc.

WELL, THAT LEVEL OF UNCERTAINTY’S NOT GONNA MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING UPDATE, NOW IS IT ? (when in doubt, shout)



Indeed, too bad really.

Oh well, at least I tried, right ?

Hmmm… there is 1 thing I’m wondering about though…






Shrektacular !


Mu On Mo #37 – Nats In Ahgfa

September 10, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Was this really happening ?

Still dealing with emotional fallout of recent events, I got an invite.

It was for a presentation of a new horror comicbook featuring a story drawn by a friend.



It would happen with or without me.

I was supposed to meet up with my friend’s cousin to travel to this event together.

As he & his wife are busy busy busy, he wanted an earlier time than my current sleeping pattern allowed for.



What about what I want ?

So, we agreed I’d phone him ASAP after arriving there on my own.

In the early hours of that day, still awake, I found myself unmotivated to get started in any way.



Maybe I should’ve made an effort & said something.

By the time I arrived, it was 2 in the afternoon.

Unsure where my friend or his presentation was, I began to look around.



Was it always like this ?

The event was in full swing & there were lots of happy people around.

Looking, buying, sitting, eating, laughing, cosplaying, talking people.



Or am I deluding myself into beliefs ?

Despite this chaos of fun, I suddenly had a good idea where my friend might be & so finding him was easy after all.

Sitting behind a table at a booth with his bestie (the writer of this horror comic), he was drawing something.



Was this really happening ?

1 brief convo later, holding a complimentary horror comic in my hand, I mustered up whatever interest I had & looked around the various other booths there.

Suffice to say, I left pretty quickly thereafter & it was then I decided to take a taxicab back home.



The driver, a moustached fellow, was an Afghani somewhere in his late 50s.

About 5 minutes into an uneventful mostly quiet ride, he suddenly turned to me…

“Broken” but understandble, he asked me a question… Thé Question…



“How are you ?”

There was something quite unreal about having a man who’d studied economy, fled his war-torn country & now was trying to make ends meet as a taxi driver ask me such a question.

Which brings me to the song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“To me, this kind of feels like somebody who’s witnessed something horrible, and is trying to make it go away simply by effort of will. ‘I’m not here… This isn’t happening.’ Somebody in denial.”






This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.













From 2000, that was Radiohead – How To Disappear Completely.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Cock……. Up! (That Means Mistake)

August 4, 2012



It seems some folks believe Mitt Romney’s gonna whoop Obama in the upcoming elections.

But to do just that, he’s gonna need all the help he can get because cool people like George Clooney support the Prez.

Well, the Mittster now has that help…



No, not Clint Eastwood but rather Jenna Jameson has come out in support of Mitt Romney.

Yes, porn star Jenna.

Here’s how she put it…


“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”



I’m sure Mitt’s glad you said that, Jenna.

An endorsement of a guy who’ll screw millions of people once he’s in office while being a whore to the far Right by a whore-ish gal who made millions by screwing in some office set.

Poetic.



Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed



Source


The Next President Of The United States…

July 26, 2012



You know, a lot of people say they have no idea who he is.

Or that they haven’t got a clue what he stands for.

Mitt Romney, quite the enigma.



Until now.

After the recent Aurora cinema shooting, some people dared to question guns.

The Mittster of course responded to that & here’s how he put it…


“But I don’t happen to believe that America needs new gun laws. A lot of what this young man did was clearly against the law.”

“But the fact that it was against the law did not prevent it from happening.”

“…we can sometimes hope that just changing the law will make all bad things go away. It won’t. Changing the heart of the American people may well be what’s essential, to improve the lots of the American people.”



Sooo… if something awful happens, a top level politician like the president of the US need not even bother adapting/introducing laws ?

It’s people themselves, they should… sort it out… somehow by… “changing”, oh yeah, that makes sense.

Vote Mitt Romney, the next president.



Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


Obama Vs Osama – Seriously ?????

June 13, 2012



According to a recent survey, held in 21 countries, support for President Obama & his foreign policy has dropped.

& out of these 21 countries, 17 of them had levels of up to 50% saying that they disapproved of US drone attacks.

So, while not exactly a worldwide trend that’s still pretty high… & weird.



Q: Hey, we got ourselves a group of mass murderers & there’s a very good chance we might take them out by way of a drone attack.

Ok, folks ?

A: No, do not want !



…how is that gonna work ???

Like this:

Mr-could-have-been-dead-Muslim-terrorist, now alive & well, continues his Evil deeds which lead to intimidation by violence, rape, oppression & death AKA a lil’ thing called terror.



WTF

Besides Muslim terrorists, just who the Hell in their right mind is against such types of attack ?

Do people seriously buy into that whole story of drones targeting women & children on purpose ?



Drone attacks target terrorists.

Muslim terrorists on the other hand target women, children, the elderly, Westerners & (moderate) Muslims.

Anyone & everyone that’s not like them.



So, do such anti-drone attack people, for some incomprehensible reason, actually believe a good terrorist is a living terrorist ?

I can only assume how Reality manifests in their heads…

“Oh hi, Mr Muslim terrorist. Gee, I’m so sorry the US was trying to kill you, I sincerely hope that there’s no grudge on your part & that we can all be friends. Say, wanna go recycle some pape…” *



*It was at that point the terrorist blew himself up.

Logically, it’s total & utter nonsense to be against drone attacks because such terrorists are gonna die anyway.

The thing here is if you want to die with them… or not.



But I guess that’s all a moot point really.

Because at least we spoke out against those bad drone strikes.

Funny how a clear conscience can be full of ignorance.



Puzzled Obama



Source


Obama Vs Osama – This Time… It’s Personal !

March 17, 2012



It’s been less than a year since President Obama‘s main nemesis (no, not… uh… well… whoever the Republicans end up choosing) “ol’ cave mansion dweller” died.

& with Osama dead by way of a bullet through his non-functioning brain (a very very very joyous occassion for every normal person) it became kinda sorta difficult to do more of these posts.

So, I can honestly say I never expected that there’d be another 1 of these O Vs O posts… until now.



Now, just to be clear this has nothing to do with that creepy prediction made some months ago by current Al-Qaeda leader, Ayman Al-Zawahiri AKA The Surgeon (even creepier), about which he said that his pal Osama would come back to haunt us… as a zombie (!) or a ghost (!).

So, that’s a relief but if not that then what is this all about then ?

It’s got to something with those documents the Navy SEALs got their hands on after the mansion raid.



Apparently, Osama had ordered preparations to get underway for an assasination.

The target being none other than the prez.

Which is kinda funny seeing as Obama did more or less the same thing for Osama.



But aside from that & their names, are they in any other way similar ?

Well, Osama was a man whose unsound decisions were followed by a fearless movement of foreign brainwashed morons who hate America.

While Obama’s a man whose sound decisions are followed with fear by moronic countrymen brainwashed by a movement of rightwinged politicians who hate America.



…see the difference ?






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Ewww, It’s Dis-Gus-Ting !

February 5, 2012



Perhaps you too saw the US ambassador to the UN, Susan Rice, comment on Russia & China’s decision to veto the resolution that would “order” Dictator President Bashar Al-Assad to step down in the hope of ending the bloodshed in Syria.

Later, to describe the veto of these 2 countries, she used a very specific term, namely… “disgust“.

Here’s a summary of how she put it:


“The US is disgusted that a couple of members of this Council continue to prevent us from fulfilling our sole purpose here, addressing an ever deepening crisis in Syria & a growing threat to regional peace & security.

For months this Council has been held hostage by a couple of members. These members stand behind empty arguments & individual interests while delaying & seeking to strip bare any text that would pressure Assad to change his actions. This intransigence is even more shameful when you consider that at least one of these members continues to deliver weapons to Assad.

The US has long said that it’s past time that this Council assumed its responsibilities & imposed tough, targeted sanctions & an arms embargo on the Assad regime, as many individual countries have already done. But this draft didn’t even do that. This text simply supported an Arab League plan that Assad himself already agreed to uphold & the subsequent Arab League decision towards a peaceful resolution of the crisis.”



Hmmm yeah, that whole… “holier-than-thou” attitude the US is taking here with Russia & China is very interesting but hey, you know what’s also disgusting ?

The US’ unilateral approach to peace in the Middle-East when it comes to the Israelis & vetoing any resolution that’s “against” Israel while the Palestinian people continue to suffer.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US wanting to keep out of WW II & letting Nazism flourish throughout Europe & beyond.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US making up utter nonsense to start the Vietnam War.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US, by way of the CIA, doing everything they could to get a military coup underway in Chile.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US not doing a damn thing to stop the Rwandan genocide.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US being pretty much the richest country in the world but not being able to show anything for it when it comes to affordable education, affordable medical care & saving the environment from pollution.

That‘s disgusting !



You know what’s also disgusting ?

The US waging the War On Terror & going all “kissy-kissy” with Saudi Arabia while that country’s singlehandedly responsible for financing & spreading fanatical Islam far beyond its borders.

That‘s disgusting !



Pot.

Kettle.

Black.


Urine The Land Of Confusion

January 13, 2012



You know what I am today ?

Kinda confused.

You see, things aren’t adding up & when they don’t… it’s confusing.



There’s this “shocking” news item about some US marines apparently having urinated on dead Taliban fighters.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Taliban like terrorists as in EVIL bastards who deserve everything they’ve got coming to them for helping Osama Bin Laden, forcefully imposing sharia, hating women 24/7, destroying ancient works of art, the killing of innocents, etc ???

So, whether figurately or literally, when the Hell did it become a bad thing to take the piss out of such groups & their members ?



Now if these had been drug farmers civilians like from a nearby village or something, sure that’s wrong but apparently that’s not the case here.

So why is the USA being so apologetic about the whole affair & why are moderate Muslims, like President Karzai from Afghanistan for example, so upset by this ???

Confusing !



Well, to all of this I say urine on Al-Qaeda !

Wee on Hezbollah !

& shit on Boko Har… no wait, that’s dumping trouble not taking the piss, my mistake.

:mrgreen:






Muslim Terrorists Getting Pissed On


The Right Thing

July 29, 2011



Q: What’s President Obama‘s #1 job ?

A: America dammit !

& now that the ol’ US of A (& the rest of the world) is in serious, serious trouble because of a lil’ big debt, which is getting bigger all the time, it would sure be nice if he could use some of that special “Yes We Can” thing he does so well & make it all go away.



Well, too bad ’cause that ain’t gonna happen.

No sir, not on the Tea Party‘s watch.




Oh, my finger slipped & I accidentally put up that YouTube vid by mistake.



Anyway, electing these clueless rightwinged racist nutjobs inexperienced conservative patriotic people into politics sure worked out well, didn’t it ?

I mean looong before the Tea Party came about, the GOP was already known as “The Party Of No” but now it’s taken on a whole new meaning it seems.

How did people ever even consider voting for candidates like these ?



Q: Do you want to compromise to fix this now ?

A: “NO !

Pointing out that Democrats are somehow Evil for wanting “poor” (wealthy) people to pay higher taxes than the non-rich people is way more important to us than doing the right thing now.”



Q: Do you have any long term plan to fix this now ?

A: “NO !

We want to do this very same song & dance routine all over again in 2012 as sabotaging President Obama’s chances for re-election next year is way more important to us than doing the right thing now.”



Q: …do you even give a rat’s ass about this country of ours ?

A: “NO !

…uh, of course !”



Having a conviction is 1 thing but standing by it in such an inflexible manner when people’s lives are at stake is silly & scary at the same time.

So, thank you Tea Party ! Thank you so much for doing that Right thing you do so well instead of the right thing.

Ladies & gentlemen, let’s all give ’em a big round of applause… wait, what do you mean “NO !” ???


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #8

May 3, 2010

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Suppose you’re famous.

& on a certain beautiful day in March you make a little mistake.

Like any & all mistakes, you don’t mean for it to happen but happen it does.

Now, seeing as you’re famous this might mean serious career trouble for you but thankfully it doesn’t come that.

& since this all happened way back in 1977, it’s in the past & you try to live your life as best as you can.

That is until someone comes up & dares to confront you with this tiny mistake you made so many many years ago.

Would you like it if people kept bothering you about something you did over 30 years ago ?

I think not.

Why, you’d probably get upset & start to feel bad.

Guess how Roman Polanski feels ?

He drugged & raped a 13 year old girl & later fled the USA to avoid being sentenced & people still haven’t let him off the hook for it.

After years of basically being on the run from the law, he was finally arrested in September of 2009 & got sent home to his luxurious Swiss Alps chalet & was later put under house arrest.

The psychological scars of this decades long ordeal must’ve really bothered him as he finally broke his months of silence & said that…



…the US only wants to bring him in for the sake of publicity 😯


“I can no longer remain silent because the United States continues to demand my extradition more to serve me on a platter to the media of the world than to pronounce a judgment concerning which an agreement was reached 33 years ago.”



Well, I guess it’s nice to know all these events have not diminished his sense of imagination… or increased his sense of culpability.



& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.



I'd Like All The Hot 13 Year Old Girls On The Left Please !




Park That Animation Now !

April 23, 2010



You too may have been shocked by the recent news that Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee, a follower of a certain religion, threatened warned South Park creators unfunny guy 1 & unfunny guy 2 (or whatever the Hell their names are).

I mean, whatever took this Revolution Muslim guy so long ?

It’s only been on the air since like the end of the LAST century.



But seriously, without South Park around to show a picture of the Prophet, how will these followers ever recognize him upon his return ?

Won’t that cause like serious problems ?

It probably will & here’s how that day might look like…



“Devout” follower A: Hey brother, you sure showed that innocent Western tourist

“Devout” follower B: Thank you brother

*Suddenly*

– Hi everybody.

“Devout” follower A & B:

– Hi everybody !

“Devout” follower A: Who the Hell are you ?

– It’s me.

“Devout” follower A & B: ?

– You know.

“Devout” follower A & B: ??

– The HOLY one.

“Devout” follower A & B: ???

– Your Prophet.

“Devout” follower A & B: *murderous look* INFIDEL !!!

– W-what ?

“Devout” follower A: BROTHER, THIS INFIDEL IS CLAIMING TO BE OUR PROPHET !

“Devout” follower B: YES, I HEARD THAT BROTHER AS I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU WHEN HE SAID IT !

– What ? No, I really am your Prophet !

“Devout” follower A: GET HIM !

– Now just a minute… hey, where are you taking me ?

“Devout” follower B: WE’LL SHOW HIM WHAT WE DO WITH THOSE WHO INSULT OUR PEACEFUL (but intolerant) RELIGION !

“Devout” follower A: YES, WE SURE WILL !

– no… No… NOOOO… EEEIIIAAARGHHHHH !!!

*Later*

“Devout” follower A: Could you believe that infidel, brother ?

“Devout” follower B: When will people learn ?

“Devout” follower A: Hey, want to go kill some Jews ?

“Devout” follower B: Of course, brother. Let’s go !

“Devout” follower A: Boy, they were sure stupid to kill off their saviour

“Devout” follower B: They sure were, brother. They sure were…



Evil hates animation


They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To

April 8, 2010



A caricature, when done right, is positively hilarious.

Those big ears, that lil’ nose, it’s all stuff to exaggerate with & the more = the better the end result.

But what if after anxiously waiting for it, your caricature sucks ?



Not because the artist failed to capture those… unique details that make your face your face but rather because there’s no exaggeration.

At all.



Our good friend Christopher Walken got his caricature done for Sardi’s restaurant, yes the one where the walls are decorated with drawings of famous peeps.

Must’ve been a big deal as the press was there for the unveiling ceremony & what they & ol’ Chris got to see was…



Caricature Walken



WTF !?!

Seriously ?

The assignment is a caricature, the model is Christopher Walken’s wonderful face & that is the end result ???



That’s Christopher Walken like after being Photoshopped into oblivion.

That’s Christopher Walken like from an alternate universe where he’s a male model.

That’s Christopher Walken like 35 years ago (at least).

How could an artist miss all those typical & current Walken-esque details ?



Folks, I’m no caricaturist but give me a crappy art program & I’ll do better than that.

Well, probably not but in the spirit of World Peace I’m willing to give it a shot…

*5 minutes later*



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Hmm, kinda looks like Jon Voight‘s failed clone or something… but with exaggeration ! :mrgreen:


Glory Glory Hallelujah !

March 22, 2010



At long last.

At long looong last, the day millions of uninsured & sick people have waited for has finally arrived.

Because of the House Of Representatives voting “YES”, health care will now be for everyone.

Just as it should be.



& with this historic reform, the USA can join other countries all around this planet of ours.

Countries where you don’t die just because you lack $$$.

Countries where when you help those in need, you’re not labeled a socialist SOB.

Countries with common sense.



& speaking of common sense, it is truly astounding that in all the months leading up to this wonderful day, the Republicans resorted to only one thing…

Fear Mongering

If this plan of the Democrats was really that bad then how come they didn’t come up with their own plan to reform health care & improve upon the lives of over 30 millions of Americans ?

The very fact that they didn’t speaks volumes but it’s far from new behaviour…




Funny how they’re 101% insured but still quite sick.

Anyhoo, thanks to the hard efforts of many people, they lost & the passing of this bill is finally a reality.

With this, the US President has really earned his medal…

Keep marching on Obama !






Weapons Of Mass Destruction FOUND !

March 20, 2010



Ok, let’s go…

Show the WMDs.

Now, don’t hold out…

Show me the WMDs !

C’mon, enough already…

Show me the effing WMDs !!!



Actually they haven’t been found.

At all.

“Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found !” is what we wanted to hear, read & talk about in the days, weeks & months following the US invasion of Iraq.

Instead, it’s 7 whole years later & where are the WMDs ?

Yes, the US campaign in Iraq began on the 20th of March 2003 & to this very day, not a single trace of these biological, chemical & nuclear weapons has turned up.



They managed to find Saddam Hussein, so why not these dangerous WMDs ?

These things are as hard to find as… well… Osama.

In fact, they’re so hard to find that I’m starting to think Bin Laden himself took them all & hid them in his cave apartment.

Yeah, that makes sense.



But we cannot give up hope of finding these WMDs.

Because if we do, the terrorists will have won !

Let u.s. keep looking for all those lost Weapons Of Mass Deception out there & bring them in so our little Johhnies & little Suzies can sleep safely at night.

It’s the right thing to do !



WMD

Have You Seen Me ? For That Matter Has Anyone ?? Am I Real ???




Obama Vs Osama – Help Wanted !

January 2, 2010

Hello & welcome to 2010.



A few days after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up an aeroplane on Christmas Day, our old pals from al-Qaeda claimed the responsibility for it.

Okaaay…

Now, maybe I’m missing a vital piece of the puzzle here but didn’t this punk kid fail in his attempt to make the explosives go off ?



Didn’t he fail & get burned while failing ?

Didn’t he fail, get burned & then put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger while failing ??

Didn’t he fail, get burned, get put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger & then get stripped of his clothes as the aeroplane landed safely while failing ???

No matter where you’re from, we can all agree one 1 thing…

That was a serious piece of Failure.



& no one likes failure.

…sooo, why does al-Qaeda want to be associated with something like that ???

Why go all “Hey world ! Guess what ? WE were behind this !” ?

I mean there were ZERO casualties & last time I checked, terrorists loved having big piles of bloody casualties.

Some think the reason was just to be named in all the international news reports but that’s impossible because that would mean terrorists are just like women emotionally insecure attention seekers…



Ok, so maybe it was all about foiling the airport security, thereby showing us no one is safe ?

Well… maybe.

But the bar for those kind of actions was raised significantly by the couple known as the Salahis.

They managed to enter the White House, shake President Obama’s hand & even stayed for dinner afterwards without ever receiving terrorist boot camp training or even an invitation.



It’s only when a major organization like al-Qaeda, having made the headlines with several international acts of terror, suddenly gets pwned by some fame-seeking US couple that you know something is wrong.

Add the still fragile economic climate & there’s a sudden realization that times must be hard for those in the profession of full-time terrorist.

Igniting a West Vs Muslims Global Holy War clearly just isn’t as easy as it used to be. Certainly not if on a special day like Christmas the best they can do is to get a clueless kid that fails spectacularly in his mission.



Sure, the “Help Wanted” sign is hanging out there but with idiots like Umar & Mohammed Muhideen Gelle (that Somali guy in Denmark) signing up, what chance do terrorist groups possibly have ?

No company in the world can flourish with bad employees, now can it ?

As their intended targets, I guess we could gather round & have a nice big laugh at the expense of al-Qaeda & their like, for having troubles but wouldn’t that be like kicking somebody when they’re down ?





…yes, yes it would.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You idiots !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You losers !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You failed !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !



Kick their asses in 2010, Obama.