Posts Tagged ‘WTF’

NRA – Now Really Asinine

December 22, 2012



The NRA, in the form of their executive vice president, Wayne LaPierre, has finally spoken out on what to do regarding guns in the USA…

“The truth is, that our society is populated by an unknown number of genuine monsters. People that are so deranged, so evil, so possessed by voices and driven by demons, that no sane person can every possibly comprehend them. They walk among us every single day…”

…wait, did he just describe his own organisation ???



Anyhoo, LaPierre went on…

“How many more copycats are waiting in the wings for their moment of fame from a national media machine that rewards them with wall-to-wall attention and a sense of identity that they crave, while provoking others to try to make their mark.”

“A dozen more killers, a hundred more?”

…doesn’t the NRA have like 4 million members ???



Anyway, LaPistol went on…

“How can we possibly even guess how many, given our nation’s refusal to create an active national database of the mentally ill?”

…don’t you have a list somewhere of those 4 million members ???



Anyhow, LaPiece went on…

“& here’s another dirty little truth that the media try their best to conceal. There exists in this country, sadly, a callous, corrupt and corrupting shadow industry that sells and stows violence against its own people.”

…I thought the media had openly reported on the NRA lobby in Washington ???



In any case, LaPeashooter went on…

“1,000 music videos & you all know this, portray life as a joke & they play murder — portray murder as a way of life. & then they all have the nerve to call it entertainment.”

…music vids kill people ? But I thought “people killed people” ???



Anyways, LaPutz went on…

“Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?”

…I thought porn depicted sex thingies ? Sooo, sex kills people ???



Nevertheless, LaUzi went on…

“Rather than face — rather than face their own moral failings the media demonize lawful gun owners, amplify their cries for more laws, and fill the national media with misinformation and dishonest thinking that only delay meaningful action, and all but guarantee that the next atrocity is only a news cycle away.”

…the national media kills people ???



Odd & yet, LaMurderweapon went on…

“As brave & heroic & as self-sacrificing as those teachers were in those classrooms & as prompt & professional and well- trained as those police were when they responded, they were unable — through no fault of their own, unable to stop it.

As parents we do everything we can to keep our children safe. It’s now time for us to assume responsibility for our schools. The only way — the only way to stop a monster from killing our kids is to be personally involved & invested in a plan of absolute protection.”

…absolute protection ? Sooo, gun free schools kill people ???



But LaIdiot went on still…

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

…he wants a “good” guy to shoot him ???



Oookaaaaay… well, there you have it folks, it’s not guns nor is it the NRA’s fault those 20 kids are dead & it obviously never was.

Nope, instead it’s things like gun free schools, the national media, teachers, gunless good guys, countless music vids, porn & people with mental health issues.

Basically, just about anyone & anything that’s not a member of the good ole pro-gun NRA has blood on their hands… well, that makes perfect sense.


God(b)less

December 14, 2012



Hmmm, what’s this ?

Lots & lots of people brutally murdered at an elementary school in Connecticut ?

That’s horrible, I guess I should type something clever against guns…



But not this time.

No no, not cuz of the impending Apocalypse but rather, as a teen recently told me, “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”.

Well, I dunno about you folks but that sure set me straight so let’s hear it for that great great idea of having the right to own guns… it’s only normal, right ?


A Rod For Da Pussy

September 23, 2012



Inflatable, lightweight yet solid.

Hmmm, at 5 & half inches it’s not as long as I’d hoped it would be but on the other hand it does have a strap system to hold it in place when in use.

Also, it’ll be available early October 2012.



Good, good !

Just in time for that special lurve event…

World Animal Day, myes.






Uni-Cat






I like the part where it says “Cats love it !” right by the pic of a most “happy” looking feline.


Day Of WHAT ???

September 21, 2012



Oh, what’s this ?

Following days of violent unrest, the government of Pakistan has announced plans to combat this.

Friday, today, there is to be a special Day Of L… ha *ahem* a Day Of L… hah… hahaHAHA…



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*ahem*

…so, a Day Of Love, huh ?

Riiight, but if this fails though, what’s next ?



A Day Of Non-Violence ? A Day Of Normalcy ?? A Day Of Peace ???

…uh-oh, just thinking about that makes me feel another uncontrollable laughing urge coming on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…


Mu On Mo #36 – The Dark Hound Rises

September 3, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Why so serious ?

Let’s put a smile on that face !

There’s an intense scene in “The Dark Knight” where The Joker says those 2 lines.



Well, after last week’s confession of sadness, I figured the opposite was needed.

Something fun !

This in the form of today’s song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“This video is great. I laugh everytime I watch it”






Indeed, so have I.

Major thanks to “AP” for linking me to it.

Why so serious indeed…













From the nonsensical I-net, that was… uh… “Dog” with Batman Theme originally composed by Neal Hefti.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

same bat-time, same bat-channel !


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #12

August 15, 2012

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



The other day, a pal o’ mine asked a question.

“Why aren’t any (more) posts on the topic of “women” ?”

Well, this here brand new update is all for youse, laddie…



Marriage.

AKA “that perfect day”, can be a stressful thing to go through.

With heaps & heaps of details to consider, plan & carry out, it’s no wonder things get a little hectic if not chaotic.

It’s the kind of pressure that Na Cola Darcel Franklin (a soon-to-be-bride from Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania) must’ve been dealing with.

After all, when you marry it’s supposed to be forever, right ?

& like so many of us for our weddings, she probably wanted to get things just right.

Unfortunately for her, whatever plans, hopes & dreams she had for this big day were all for naught as the whole thing was called off.

Very last moment too as it was on the day of the wedding, just some hours before the ceremony was supposed to take place.

The reason for this was Na Cola Darcel Franklin’s bridegroom & soon-to-be-husband, Billy Rafael Brewster.

Because after he said he wanted to go out to get some food for their guests…



…an argument arose & she stabbed him in the chest with a kitchen knife after which he bled to death 😯



Marriage.

It’s difficult enough when your soulmate’s alive, let alone when he’s dead.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.






I Love You... Until Death


Stop.Playing.With.IT. #01 – OMG !

August 11, 2012



?

Oh ! Uhhh, hello there.

I-I-I… didn’t expect you here today.



Because while I wish I had the usual fantastic post for you, I’m afraid there is none.

You see, I’ve been rather distracted lately because of…

…well uhhh, I’m sorta ashamed to type it really.



It’s filthy !

It’s disgusting !

It’s… a perversion.



It’s… it’s…

…it’s food. Yes, f-o-o-d.

FOOD !



Why is it perverse ?

Because it’s like totally the most pornographic thing ever.

EVER.



But don’t take my word for it.

No no no.

Just take a look below this & experience how sick food can be…






NSFW Food Porn



NSFW Food Porn



NSFW Food Porn






O_O

& now, if you’ll excuse me…

…I need a cold shower.


The Next President Of The United States…

July 26, 2012



You know, a lot of people say they have no idea who he is.

Or that they haven’t got a clue what he stands for.

Mitt Romney, quite the enigma.



Until now.

After the recent Aurora cinema shooting, some people dared to question guns.

The Mittster of course responded to that & here’s how he put it…


“But I don’t happen to believe that America needs new gun laws. A lot of what this young man did was clearly against the law.”

“But the fact that it was against the law did not prevent it from happening.”

“…we can sometimes hope that just changing the law will make all bad things go away. It won’t. Changing the heart of the American people may well be what’s essential, to improve the lots of the American people.”



Sooo… if something awful happens, a top level politician like the president of the US need not even bother adapting/introducing laws ?

It’s people themselves, they should… sort it out… somehow by… “changing”, oh yeah, that makes sense.

Vote Mitt Romney, the next president.



Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


Obama Vs Osama – Seriously ?????

June 13, 2012



According to a recent survey, held in 21 countries, support for President Obama & his foreign policy has dropped.

& out of these 21 countries, 17 of them had levels of up to 50% saying that they disapproved of US drone attacks.

So, while not exactly a worldwide trend that’s still pretty high… & weird.



Q: Hey, we got ourselves a group of mass murderers & there’s a very good chance we might take them out by way of a drone attack.

Ok, folks ?

A: No, do not want !



…how is that gonna work ???

Like this:

Mr-could-have-been-dead-Muslim-terrorist, now alive & well, continues his Evil deeds which lead to intimidation by violence, rape, oppression & death AKA a lil’ thing called terror.



WTF

Besides Muslim terrorists, just who the Hell in their right mind is against such types of attack ?

Do people seriously buy into that whole story of drones targeting women & children on purpose ?



Drone attacks target terrorists.

Muslim terrorists on the other hand target women, children, the elderly, Westerners & (moderate) Muslims.

Anyone & everyone that’s not like them.



So, do such anti-drone attack people, for some incomprehensible reason, actually believe a good terrorist is a living terrorist ?

I can only assume how Reality manifests in their heads…

“Oh hi, Mr Muslim terrorist. Gee, I’m so sorry the US was trying to kill you, I sincerely hope that there’s no grudge on your part & that we can all be friends. Say, wanna go recycle some pape…” *



*It was at that point the terrorist blew himself up.

Logically, it’s total & utter nonsense to be against drone attacks because such terrorists are gonna die anyway.

The thing here is if you want to die with them… or not.



But I guess that’s all a moot point really.

Because at least we spoke out against those bad drone strikes.

Funny how a clear conscience can be full of ignorance.



Puzzled Obama



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Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

April 10, 2012



Ok, ladies… whoops, I meant feminists.

What do we want ?

Women’s rights !



Very good.

When do want ’em ?

NOW !



Uh-Huh, & for whooo ?

US !

Yeaaah, & who else ?



…whaddaya mean “who else ?” ?

Well, the term “women’s rights” is sooo exclusive that it’s downright sexist.

So, include men.



Yes, men.

No, not burly, tree chopping, sweaty, hairy men.

But men like Walter Talackova






Girl... Power !






As you can see, there’s been a few changes since the gender reassignment surgery & hormone treatments.

Walter Talackova now goes by the name of “Jenna” Talackova & apparently loves competing in beauty contests.

Sure, a transgender person willingly choosing a name that’s similar to “Geni-tal, Lack Of A” might seem pretty odd but back in the Walter days, it already had “Lack Ova” in there.



Anyhoo, it must’ve been a real… *ahem* drag for this beauty… *ahem* queen to have entered the Miss Universe pageant.

Or rather trying to enter it, as Jenna wasn’t allowed to do so because of the (seemingly logical) rule of all contestants needing to have been born a natural woman.

With a scandal brewing & rights groups pushing the issue in the media After some honest soulsearching, the contest officials on their part decided that the Miss Universe contest would now be open to non-original women too.



But even though I personally have never heard of a… man (???) who’s into waving 24/7 or gives “world peace” as an answer to every question, there’s still the bigger picture to consider here.

At this very moment there are many heterosexual males out there thinking something along the lines of “Yech !” or worse “Yecch !!!” because for them today, the Apocalypse has very much arrived.

Unlike before, they will now no longer feel safe to automatically lust after Miss Universe contestants & fear they might become tranny chasers.



To all those men, let me ask you a question: “Don’t you think it’s intolerant of you to treat her differently ?”

Now, you might think: But what about the fake eyelashes, artificial nails, filler injected lips, breast implants, hair extensions, etc. ?

Weeelllll, yeah ok… but I think Jenna will fit in perfectly with those women.






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There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #11

March 23, 2012

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Teaching.

AKA “the noble profession”, has a very very important role to play in our society.

With more & more parents thinking that parenting means just saying “Yes” to whatever their kids want instead of actually nurturing them by being a role model & laying down some basic rules, teachers nowadays have the task to impart ignorant youngsters with lessons about Life.

It’s a responsibility that Lorraine Collin (a schoolteacher from England who works in Rouen, France) doesn’t take lightly.

& like so many of us, she too heard the news about the Toulouse shootings by a masked man on a scooter that resulted in the deaths of a rabbi, 3 soldiers & also some schoolchildren.

Crimes which were commited by 23-year old terrorist, Mohammed Merah.

Once a juvenile delinquent who served a prison sentence, Merah later deliberately traveled to the Afghani/Pakistani border region.

Upon his return to France, he began to amass an arsenal of weapons, stole a scooter for usage during the then upcoming killing spree & finally filmed these murders with his camera.

Later, during negotiations with the French police as they surrounded his home, he apparently confessed that he regretted not having been able to kill more people.

Shortly thereafter, a sniper killed Merah as he tried to shoot his way out.

Anyhoo, after that all went down in Toulouse, Lorraine Collin, our female schoolteacher from Rouen decided these recent events were way too important to simply ignore.

So, she decided to incorporate them into her class.

But unforseen behaviour by her very own students put a halt to that.

Because most of them walked out of the classroom after…



…she asked them to hold a minute of silence for Mohammed Merah 😯



Teaching.

It’s difficult to do when kids don’t wanna listen.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


Urine The Land Of Confusion

January 13, 2012



You know what I am today ?

Kinda confused.

You see, things aren’t adding up & when they don’t… it’s confusing.



There’s this “shocking” news item about some US marines apparently having urinated on dead Taliban fighters.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Taliban like terrorists as in EVIL bastards who deserve everything they’ve got coming to them for helping Osama Bin Laden, forcefully imposing sharia, hating women 24/7, destroying ancient works of art, the killing of innocents, etc ???

So, whether figurately or literally, when the Hell did it become a bad thing to take the piss out of such groups & their members ?



Now if these had been drug farmers civilians like from a nearby village or something, sure that’s wrong but apparently that’s not the case here.

So why is the USA being so apologetic about the whole affair & why are moderate Muslims, like President Karzai from Afghanistan for example, so upset by this ???

Confusing !



Well, to all of this I say urine on Al-Qaeda !

Wee on Hezbollah !

& shit on Boko Har… no wait, that’s dumping trouble not taking the piss, my mistake.

:mrgreen:






Muslim Terrorists Getting Pissed On


The Best Medicine

November 16, 2011



Whether it’s inside a fortified mansion or a cold damp cave, having to spend all of your time worrying you could be killed at any moment is not much of a way to fill your final years with.

Thus, Al-Qaeda’s former #2 man Ayman Al-Zawahiri AKA The Surgeon (creepy) has embarked on a new career.

Comedian.



His routine apparently involves him talking about his observations on his dead pal Osama Bin Laden but hey, don’t take my word for it ’cause heeeeere’s

AYMAN !

Take it away.


“People don’t know that this man was tender, gentle, kind, with refined feelings, even when life was hard.”

Yeah, I heard stories about him being hated by many Jews & then when he got crucifi… no wait, wasn’t that another bearded guy ?

Sorry, please continue.


“We never saw a man like him.”

Yeah, that picture sure would’ve… oh, you meant differently ?

Sorry, go on ! Go on !


“Everyone close to him saw the fine and noble education in his children.”

Nothing quite like a good brainwashing from an early age, eh ?

…we’re going to have to have to leave it at that, Ayman.



Give him a polite round of applause ladies & gentlemen.

Hm, more misguided funny than funny funny.

But I suppose if the US can wage its war against terror that Al-Qaeda can wage a war against humour, right ?



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11 !! XI

November 11, 2011



11/11/11 = 0,0909090909090909 ?






11 – 11 – 11 = -11 ??






11 (+) 11 (+) 11 = 33 ???






11 x 11 x 11 = 1331 ????






!! !! !! = !!!!!! ?????






XI & XI & XI = PornIII ??????






…not seeing what’s so friggin’ special about this day !!11!!


Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Mo’ Devotion

October 4, 2011



Suppose you’re an inmate on death row.

You only have a few months left before your execution takes place.

Would you begin to think about what really matters to you in Life ?



Chances are you most certainly would.

& Abdul Awkal happens to be such a prisoner.

Even though his death is near, he wants to live the little life he has left in his own way.



After noticing how Jewish inmates got kosher meals, he wanted nothing more than to have his own specifically prepared food.

Now, apparently the meals provided by the prison system no longer contain any pig meat & Muslims like Abdul also have the option of choosing a vegetarian dish.

But those measures still weren’t enough for Abdul, so he began a lawsuit.



Here’s how Abdul put it…


“The issue of eating halal meals is especially important to me because I face a death sentence,” Awkal said in a filing in federal court earlier this year. “It is important to me that I follow the requirements of my faith as I approach death.”



When it comes to your life & living it how you want to I guess better late than never, eh kids ?



However, people don’t get into death row just for the fun of it.

& with Abdul being a Muslim that lil’ detail might just determine whether he’ll end up in Paradise after his execution.

I wonder what’ll weigh heavier in Allah’s mind when it’s time to judge Abdul’s life…



The fact that he as a Muslim killed his wife & her brother in front of his 1-year old daughter ?

Or

The fact that he ended up becoming a staunch food critic ?



Have fun in Hell, Abdul !

Say “Hi !” to Osama & Anwar when you get there.

Oh, & don’t worry about the food, there’s an infinite supply of pork there.



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Striking An Avenging Pose

September 30, 2011



Sometime during 2012, when the world as we it know ends, (yet) another superhero movie will be released.

Currently filming & titled “The Avengers”, this movie will not only feature superheroes like The Incredible Hulk, The Invincible Iron Man & The (…um, patriotic ???) Captain America but will also bring them together to… avenge… something or someone, I guess.

Now, keeping that in mind, it’s funny how this following Entertainment Weekly cover for the movie that’s supposed to bring all these characters together shows they’re not together at all.



The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



With a result like that, why even bother taking a group pic when Photoshop can do it for you ?

In any case, the cast clearly not standing together isn’t really that weird when compared to how their individual poses & facial expressions look & relate to eachother.

Let’s take a closer look…



Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff AKA Black Widow



Black Widow From The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



Now now Scarlett, we all know you’re angry those nude pics of yours leaked but that’s still no reason to aim your guns at your fellow actors, Robert Downey Jr & Chris Hemsworth.

& speaking of hostage Chris Hemsworth AKA Thor



Thor From The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



What in the name of Odin happened ???

I mean is it just me or has Thor suddenly got a little Kevin Nash/Tyler Mane thing going on & why in heaven’s name ?

Are there no barbers left in Asgard or could this actually somehow be seen as a good look for the character by the executives at Disney ?



Moving on on to Chris Evans as Steve Rogers AKA Captain Avenger America



Captain America From The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



He’s got the super soldier physique, he’s got the costume & he’s got the shield, so why isn’t Steve Rogers looking like he’s got gallons of patriotic heroism oozing out of his pores ?

Captain America ? More like Captain Sad (To-Be-Here-But-I’m-Coping-1-Day-At-A-Time-Thanks-To-Prozac).

Steve Rogers isn’t & shouldn’t be the type that makes you worry about his mental health & I’d type some more but I’m afraid he’ll just start crying & then commit suicide later in the week.



& speaking of mental health, then there’s Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark AKA Iron Man.

Why does Robert Downey Jr look like he’s been arrested for substance abuse (yet again) ?

I mean look at these… & don’t tell me his Iron Man pic doesn’t fit like a glove !



Iron Man From The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



Nothing says heroism quite like the mugshot look.

But seriously, what was the photographer thinking during the shoot ?



& finally, what’s up with Mark Ruffalo as Doctor Bruce Banner ?

As his monstrous alter ego he’s supposed to be “incredible” but as a human being he’s this weakling with serious anger issues & a recurring fondness for durable purple-coloured pants but here that seems different.

Very different even…



Child Molester Man From The MIGHTY Avengers 2012



Maybe that’s supposed to be all dark, broody & mysterious but it comes across more like he’s this escaped mental patient/part-time Russian mobster or something.

Banner used to say “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry !” but now it looks like he’s actually saying “Say a single word & I’ll effing kill you & your entire family ! So, don’t make me kill you. You wouldn’t like me when I’m killing you !”

& why is his shirt purple ? Is this all-new Banner upon transforming into the Hulk going to lose his pants but keep his shirt on instead ???



Amazing how many weird & creepy things can be found in these promo pics & truly, unintentionally funny = the BEST funny.

So, coming in 2012 to a theatre near you…

Those Dysfunctional Avengers !


…That Was It ???

September 28, 2011



June 25th, 2009.

That was the day a doctor, or as I like to call him… Conrad “The Conman” Murray, killed the sleepy wreck formerly known as artist Michael Jackson.

Now, you can adore Michael Jackson like he’s a music god, you can hate him like he’s paedophile or be totally indifferent to him like he’s just another in a looong line of dead celebs who you never wanted meet anyway.



Buuuttt when someone dies, especially because of a doctor, you want there to be justice.

That can be tricky because lawyers are evil bastards.

Thankfully, lawyers are people too & so sometimes they make mistakes, like defence attorney Ed Chernoff for example:


“He [Michael Jackson] did an act without his doctor’s knowledge, without his doctor’s permission, against his orders, he did an act… that caused his own death.”



WTF ?

Seriously ???

That kind of defence is just crazy talk.



I mean imagine the following courtroom scene:



Lawyer: “My client didn’t kill anyone, Your Honour !”

The Judge: “Didn’t he sent that bomb package to the deceased ?”

Lawyer: “Yes, but it was the deceased who chose to open it. & when the bomb went off, my client wasn’t anywhere near the deceased or the explosion.”

The Judge: “So ???”

Lawyer: “So, it was clearly suicide.”

The Judge: “…I see your point. Case dismissed !”



So, even if Doc Conman somehow manages to walk away from all of this a free man, it’s good to know that for once it won’t be because of a defence attorney.


Hey Kids, The All-New DC Comics !

June 22, 2011



& speaking of dogs (see last entry for all the sick details), today Superman #712 went on sale.

Superman comics have been featuring “Grounded”, a way too long a year long story of Superman walking (yes, walking) across the USA.

After its original writer, JMS of “Babylon 5” fame, suddenly left his own bland story there were several delays & even a couple of fill-in issues with replacement stories but with Chris Roberson (the new writer) things improved.



& in the case of today’s #712, I looked forward to reading it.

Why ?

Well, 1st let me show you DC’s solicitation copy for the 712th issue which was released in advance:


“Meet Los Angeles’s newest super hero in the latest Chapter of “Grounded”: Sharif ! But Sharif discovers that in today’s current cultural climate, some people don’t want his help – they just want him gone. Can Superman aid Sharif and quell a prejudiced public, or are there some problems too big even for the Man of Steel to solve ?”



Back when that info was released I didn’t think too much of it.

In fact, I nearly forgot about it.

Flash forward to last month when in the letter page of Superman #711 the cover to #712 was revealed…






Sharif Cover Revealed






Ok, pretty cool.

Sharif + that costume = interest levels going up.

It seemed this was going to be a different type of Superman story & with Chris Roberson writing, there could only be something great ahead.



I mean that’s obviously a Muslim superhero & people are going to hate him for it ???

The drama, the tragedy & the potential – they were all there !

Well, imagine my surprise & I guess everyone elses when the Superman #712 comic that arrived at stores today had the following cover…






Krypto Cover






No, that is not Sharif.

Yes, that is Krypto AKA Superman’s dog.

…WTF ?!? No, seriously WTF ?!?!?



Yes, they changed the cover & they also changed the story.

Last-minute it seems as nothing seemed to point towards this major kind of change.

In fact, “The Source” (DC Comics’ official blog) stated no info on the change but the comic section does feature a weird update of sorts, oddly mixing the original solicit with the new cover…






Mixed Up Solicits






DC recently made it known they were changing their entire universe by renumbering & rebooting or as DC Comics Co-Publishers Jim Lee & Dan DiDio put it:


“DC Comics will be making history this September.”



Sharif, it’s not September yet but you’re history…


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #10

June 18, 2011

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



There are a lots of things to be said about religion.

Like it’s dangerous because it leads to extremism or it’s silly nonsense as there’s no such thing as a god & also it’s the brainwashing of the masses.

Now, you’re probably familiar with examples of how 2 major religions infiltrated the justice system with things like Islamic courts ordering hands of thieves being cut off or the witch hunts which were endorsed by the Catholic Church.

That’s not very civilised.

But in this case let’s turn our attention to good ol’ Judaism.

Yes Judaism, the way of the Jews that eventually inspired not only Christianity but also Islam.

Now, I’m no expert on Judaism but in all of the centuries that it’s been around, it too is no doubt guilty of similar types of uncivilised acts of justice.

Take for example a rabbinical court in the neighbourhood of Mea Shearim, Israel.

Apparently, it recently ordered a stoning.

Not of a man or of a woman but oddly enough the stoning of a dog.

Now, I guess dogs could be considered to be bad or filthy things by God & thus orthodox rabbis would forbid them to be kept as pets or something.

However, the deciding factor here was that…



…the rabbis feared the dog contains the cursed spirit of a dead lawyer who once insulted them 😯



Thankfully, every dog has its day & so it managed to escape before the sentence could be carried out.

Never thought we’d get to the 10th entry but there you go…

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


Is He Hiding In A Mansion As Well ???

June 8, 2011



I guess it was only a matter of time.

Yes, the very next Navy SEAL target & Al-Qaeda’s #2 man Ayman Al-Zawahiri AKA The Surgeon has spoken about his dead pal Osama Bin Laden.

& it only took him 5 weeks to do so, wow whatta guy !



Who knows why it took Ayman over a whole month to finally acknowledge Thé Death of the year but maybe he was crying his little eyes out all this time (or perhaps celebrating he’s no longer playing 2nd fiddle).

Anyway, instead of reminiscing about the good ol’ days with Binnie Laden, like when they measured their beards for example, the vid contained a warning (these Muslim fanatics sure do like to warn a lot, don’t they ?).

But this particular warning was different.



Apparently, & I’m just going by the translation the news services provided, Al-Zawahiri said the following:

Osama Bin Laden would be…









(wait for it)








haunting all of us from beyond the grave !!! 😯



Say wha ?!

You mean bullets don’t do squat to stop these guys ???

Now that’s unexpected to say the least.



Now, unfortunately Al-Zawahiri didn’t go into specific detail if it’s zombie Bin Laden or poltergeist Bin Laden that we should worry about (oddly enough Muslim fanatics are usually pretty vague with their warnings).

But with Bin Laden’s corpse being dumped buried at sea, does that mean we’ll be ok as long as we stay on land ?

Maybe we’ll get some answers in a next vid…