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Musing On Monday

December 31, 2012

Well… here we are then.

December 31st, 2012.

The final day of the Apocalypse.

Which, according to most, was nonsense.

However, the word apocalypse means “revelation” & in these final moments of 2012 I happen to have 1.

& that is that for all intends & purposes this post is the final update.

Now, originally I wanted to include the regular “look-back” at that which was blogged about this past year.

But, I simply ran out of time.

There just isn’t enough of 2012 left to finish it, which is not only a revelation but also a… “disaster” of sorts.

So, I guess in a way the Apocalypse managed to get me in the end.

Which pretty much sucks, as I didn’t want to end it this way.

…yet, it somehow fits with the whole year’s theme.

Of course, I have my doubts about stopping & this has only added fuel to that fire.

However, continuing would kinda sorta feel like… writing beyond the last page of a novel or filming past the last scene of a movie.

Or, to put it in other terms… what happens next ?


Search Engine Terms – We Hold This Truth To Be Self-Evident…

September 25, 2012

Ever since this crazy web log started, there’s been an increase in traffic.

& with that, come certain… colourful types of search engine terms visitors use.

But unlike with earlier BISHFWILF posts, some actually are pretty obvious, like today’s top term…

Dirty Hoe

Myes… myes, so much truth that there’s not much to add, really.

But seriously, if only Mittens was honest… he might win, you know ?

Yeah right, HAHAHA… oops, I meant “Ho ho ho” :mrgreen:

Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


July 8, 2012

Eagle-eyed readers among you may have noticed a lil’ something in the title of that last post the other day.


What does it all mean ?

Well, it’s not a typo because believe it or not, if my calculations are correct… this web log has reached the milestone of that many posts.

Oh yes, however this fact did not surprise me as I knew it was coming for some time now.

& now that it finally has happened, I’ve been pondering & wondering 24/7 what it all means to me.

After 250 posts, am I somehow smarter ?

After 250 updates, am I somewhat wiser ??

After 250 entries, am I something ???

Thé answer to all of that is, of course, a big N-O.

I honestly don’t know about all those others who’re on-line with their Blogger, their Twitter, their Tumblr or WordPress accounts but I for one have never taken this very seriously.

1 only needs to take a look at the past 250 “logs” to realise this buuuttt I guess this being a special occasion & all, there should be some sort of pay off, so here’s a deep meaningful message to everyone…

X-Mer's 250th Post - Meaningful Message

Yesterday, When I Was Mad…

June 19, 2012

As I type this, I really really reaaally should be asleep.

Dreaming of… well, whatever it is my subconcious wants.

Instead, I was reading *gasp !* other people’s blogs !!!

As I did that, it suddenly dawned on me all these people were crazy.

Not MUAHAHAHA-Must-Destroy-Obama-crazy but crazy nonetheless.

How so ?

Well, in the sense that they all lurve writing.

Whether it was because they felt a deep need to share their “funny” thoughts or had to write personal stuff down as it provided a calming effect on their inner state of mind, they all claimed to absolutely love it.

Something that’s odd to me as I personally dislike writing.


Never ever in a million trillion zillion years did I think: “must write about topic X & share it with Mankind, wheee !”.

& I still don’t.

This is ironic since this whole web log thingie exists & a new (this) post will be added soon.

So, who’s crazy now ?

Well… they all are, obviously.


A Date Which Will Live In Infamy

January 18, 2012

Thousands of years from now, along with so many of us here today, you will tell your great-great-grandchildren what actions you witnessed here on this day…

The beginning of the end.

I am typing of course about Wikipedia blacking out.

Wiki Weke Waka Woko Wuku

You just know a possible anti-piracy bill is 101% wrong when an information site that can be edited by ANYone goes offline for a mere 24 hours.

But hey, don’t take my word for it.

See for yourself…

Wiki Weke Waka Woko Wuku

Nope, not a joke.

That really was Gene Hackman’s wiki page only a few days ago & at 81, nearly 82, you can expect someone to be a bit long in the ol’ tooth but this is ridiculous !

But seriously, imagine yourself the lazy average student who uses Wikipedia, they’d end up thinking the walrus being none other than Gene Hackman instead of you know who.

Anyhoo, seeing as Wikipedia going offline doesn’t really help or even matter in the grand scheme of things, I thought I’d personally step up to the plate.

So, today on X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page there’ll be no updates whatsoever.

Nope, none at all – take that anti-piracy bill !

12 x 2011

December 25, 2011

During these past 12 months of 2011…

Following natural disasters like floods & earthquakes, the year began with people across the world becoming very worried there might be something seriously amiss when animals of various species suddenly started dying in huge numbers.

At the time, it was explained away as being “nothing to worry about” as it was all “perfectly normal”.

…isn’t that what the so-called experts always say to keep the public from panicking ?

But the deaths continued & after wondering how it affected life under the sea, a nice lil’ drawing of a certain mermaid & her 2 pals was put up.

& typing of spoooooky things…

A friendly musical suggestion for this here web log resulted in an odd …”coincidence” regarding artist Robert Palmer.

Then Disney Marvel decided to kill off 1 of it’s 4 members of superhero team The Fantastic Four.

After major hype, the actual result was kinda meh.

& several months later, just in time for X-Mas, he came back to life… no, not Jesus, the Human Torch.

Meanwhile, the good people of the Middle East began a massive series of protests against the Evil in their daily lives, resulting in the downfall of several dictators “politicians” which led to social changes in several countries.

& panicking too, as the West began losing their puppets 1 by 1… you’d think they would’ve been happy the people of these countries were fighting for their freedom.

Feb 14th AKA Lurve Day came ’round once more & even though a good attempt was made to love our enemies, we just couldn’t make the effort in the end.

Actor Len Lesser died.

TV & comicbook writer Dwayne McDuffie died.

March was the 7th anniversary of the Madrid train bombings, so we decided to reiterate the reasons why Muslim terrorists do such awful nonsense…

Fruit !

…wait what ???

& then disaster struck, as the Fukushima nuclear power plant was seriously damaged leading to the worst environmental disaster since Chernobyl.

& even though multiple explosions occurred LIVE on camera & high radiation levels were detected, they still misinformed us from the start.

Thanks, dying while not panicking sure helps a lot.

An unintentionally funny looking version of Wonder Woman starred in a TV pilot.

The outfit later changed for the better but apparently it was always the case as it was just 1 of 3 different outfits Diana would wear.

In the end the TV pilot wasn’t picked up… no wonder.

Hoping to win the chance to represent Great Britain, Shanna Bukhari, entered the competition for the British Miss Universe.

Unfortunately, Shanna encountered some fierce enemies along the way… no, not calories but pious Muslims !

She then told this to the media but her sob story apparently impressed neither audience or judges as Shanna didn’t win the final.

Later at the Miss Universe pageant, the eventual Miss Great Britain, Chloe-Beth Morgan, failed to even win Miss Congeniality.

2 people typed an odd term.

& thus… BISHFWILF returned !

But since it was on April Fools, was it all just a big joke ?

With Thé Anniversary of the decade slowly but surely approaching, I planned an event & began to set things into motion by sending an invitation to a friend.

Actress Elisabeth Sladen died

But not all was doom & gloom in the universe of Doctor Who as The Doctor crashed the royal wedding.

Oddly enough William & Kate didn’t bother to crash or even attend the Doctor’s wedding.

…wait, the Doctor got hitched ???

Then came some unexpected news that every sane & normal person in the world was hoping for.

Osama Bin laden was killed & was now deader than dead.

Once again: “woo-hoo !”

The earlier sent invitation for Thé Anniversary got approved & with my pal on board, planning for the event could proceed.

Unlike in most parts of the world, EDMD was celebrated on this web log.

That’s Everybody Draw Molly Day.

The day came & went but what great art !

Some 5 weeks after his bearded buddy Osama died, Ayman Al-Zawahiri finally got around to say some words.

…maybe watches & calendars are major enemies of Islam ???

Part 1 of my planned event for the anniversary of 9/11 was revealed.

Sick people in the form of certain fanatical Israeli rabbis tried to get some kids to stone an “unholy” dog to death.

They later denied it ever happened.

Kinda like how Palestinians are denied basic Human rights ?

No no, that’s different.

1 scenario is totally & utterly fictional, while in case of the other… the (under)dog managed to escape from oppression. :mrgreen:

Close to rebooting their entire universe & do all sorts of new exciting things with it, DC Comics nevertheless decided to do the same ol’ thing regarding Muslim superheroes.

Absolutely nothing.

They did however publish a tale about Superman’s dog, Krypto – super !

Actor Peter Falk died.

Fanatical Egyptian Muslims reacted with (what else ?) furious anger over a Coptic Egyptian tweeting a picture of Mickey & Minnie Mouse in “traditional” Islamic garb.

…Mickey & Minnie, while wearing sheets, are enemies of Islam too ???

Sheesh, there’s just no pleasing fanatical madmen !

Part 2 of my planned event for the anniversary of 9/11 was revealed.

Interview… with the Muslim !


Fed up with what was happening (in Egypt ?) Anders Behring Breivik or as I call him Mr Andersøn, committed an act against Islam in Europe.

By targeting many ethnic Norwegians.

Killer concept !

…how does that work though ?

Meanwhile, the gaggle of idiots AKA the Tea Party were doing their best to not use common sense in dealing with their most evil of foes, President Barack Obama.

Never knew tea was so bad for one’s sense of reality.

Less than 2 weeks after Mr Andersøn’s bloody rampage, Nørsk fearmonger pølitician Siv Jensen, leader of the Prøgress Party (lol), began hinting at the electiøns.

Wow !

Cold ambition or what ?

Late Show host, David Letterman, was mistaken for a Jew.

Now, if his name had been something like… oh, I dunno Lettermansteinbergkatzhorowtiz-shapiro, ok sure but with plain ol’ Letterman ???

Why can’t people simply understand David Letterman is a non-Jewish American, just like… like William Shatner ! :mrgreen:

As planned, DC Comics rebooted their entire main universe.

It was a sales smash !

Guess crap sells.

& then, after literally months of preparations, the 1st of an 11-part interview on the subject of 9/11 was posted.

Look out for that sequel, a 22-part interview in 2021 !

Conrad “The Conman” Murray‘s defence attorney gave a horrible argument in what already was a clear cut case.

Entertainment Weekly published an issue featuring The Avengers on its cover.

& entertaining it most certainly was.

Just a few months after Osama was killed, that other bearded loon, Anwar Al-Awlaki, left us for another level of existence.

Hope Hell is all you want it to be, Anwar !

Narrator: “Following an announcement regarding the future of a certain canceled-before-its-time sitcom which no-one ever bothered to watch, regular posting was briefly interrupted in a rather clever manner which no-one bothered to understand.”

Inmate Abdul Awkal began complaining about his food not being Islamic.

…sooo, food can be an enemy of Islam as well ???

Wow, this Islamic thing sure is all-encompassing, isn’t it ?

Libya became the latest free country in the Middle East.

In unrelated news, shortly after that they opened a small amusement park where, after you queue for hours, you get to see, photograph & even pose with lifelike replicas of former tyrants.

On that creepy day of Halloween, a tale of true horror was regaled.

The cover of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical magazine, showed their advice on how to handle pious Muslims.

…timekeeping devices, cartoon characters, food & French magazines too ?

This list is getting more & more ridiculous !

11/11/11 boringly happened…

The President dictator of Syria proved that you don’t need words on wordpress blogs.

Al-Qaeda’s #1 guy (now), Ayman Al-Zawahiri, shared his thoughts on Osama Bin Laden (again).

Somehow, he got it mixed up with an attempt at stand-up comedy &… well, it just wasn’t that funny.

…which made it funny.

Then, the day rolled around that marked the anniversary of Freddie Mercury‘s death 20 years ago.

Avie Tevanian, a friend of Steve Jobs, told a BBC docu what his pal did (or is that didn’t do) when cancer was diagnosed.

Steve Jobs would’ve lived longer & might even have been alive today if he hadn’t disregarded the advice of those closest around him.

In the end, Apple didn’t keep the doc away & Steve paid the ultimate price.

In a clear case of an educated woman being deemed un-Islamic, a guy with the last name of “Islam” decided he’d rather keep his wife at home instead of school by chopping off part of her right-hand.

A brilliant plan !

Now she’ll have no choice but to stay home to coo… uh, stay at home to clea… hmmm… you know, it seems there’s a lil’ snag to Mr Islam’s plan.

& finally, right before X-Mas, North Korea’s own Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il died !

How’s that for a miracle ?

Yeah, I’m a believer !

Bye Bye 2011

Hey, Click Me !

Holy crap !

Anyway, since I guess that’s it for 2011, I’d like to take this moment to wish you folks Happy Holidays from all of us here at X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page.

See you all next year… for THE END OF THE WORLD !!!

…Are We Safe Again ?

January 12, 2011

Dead crabs… dead fish… & so much more.

The experts all gave us their rational explanation for this & that but after all the… carnage throughout the animal kingdom & other bad news to start this year with, I dunno what to think anymore.

It’s left me wondering how things are elsewhere, like for example, deep under the sea…

2011 & The Things To Come...

That reminds me, maybe I should try to draw more… before it’s too late.

12 x 2010

December 28, 2010

During these past 12 months of 2010…

Incompetence was something apparently to be proud of as al-Qaeda claimed responsibility for a terror attack that failed from beginning to end.

That’s the spirit guys !

Certain Muslim groups in Malaysia were totally outraged when those pesky infidels Christians dared to use the word “Allah” in a newspaper to refer to God.

Stupid Christians, don’t you know those Malaysians Muslims have a monopoly on the word “Allah” ?

Conan O’Brien walked away from his dream job of hosting The Tonight Show after NBC Universal overlord Jeff Zucker destroyed… well, the whole of NBC basically.

Jeff Zucker was later fired & Coco got a new late-night show at TBS.

Say Jeff ? I hear al-Qaeda is looking for help these days…

A victim of an exploding cigarette in Indonesia led to a cigarette company spokesperson to actually claim their tobacco sticks do not contain “strange materials”.

I always assumed addiction & loss of health were natural ingredients but now I know for certain…

That glorious gammazon known as She-Hulk celebrated her 30th anniversary.

Congrats again Jen !

Libya’s very own Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi, or as I like to call him “Crazy Uncle Mo”, used the celebration of Muhammad’s birthday as an opportunity to call for jihad against the Swiss because “any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against Muhammad, God and the Koran.”.

…I guess that explains why my packages with Swiss milk chocolate came back with “return to sender” written all over them.

Yet another Predator movie was released.

It might’ve been part 3.

Then 7 years after the US invasion of Iraq… still no sign of WMDs.

Maybe Saddam used cloaking technology to hide them, you know just like the US did with the reason for going there in the 1st place.

Speaking of hiding, after the US House Of Representatives voted “Yea” on health care the USA could finally show its face proudly among other nations who actually care for their sick.

Well done President Obama !

iPad’s turned out to be very blendable.

Is there no end to its uses ?

Our old pal Christopher Walken got his very own caricature at Sardi’s.

Oh wait, no he didn’t.

Muslim convert & allround people hater Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee, better known to his mom as Zachary Adam Chesser, “warned” the creators of South Park for maybe depicting Muhammad.

Wow, what a guy !

Zach was later arrested on charges of terrorism after wanting to join up with the Sharia Lovers AKA al-Shabaab in Somalia. Helpful fellow as he is, he was probably on his way to “warn” them about something.

Hopefully he’ll be able to continue helping people by “warning” them… in prison.

TV series 24, in its 8th & final season, began its final 6 episodes which lead to several posts of quotes as a lazy tribute of sorts.

Sick person Roman Polanski claimed he wasn’t awaiting extradition for the sex crime of raping a minor but for the sake of publicity.

Disgusting little man Woody Allen came to Polanski’s defence.

Never knew they were friends but him doing that was about as shocking as Republicans proclaiming their undying love for rich white people.

Then, Everybody Draw Muhammad Day rolled around but its originator & South Park fan Molly Norris suddenly showed her true colours by distancing herself from the very event she called for.

EDMD came & went but Molly had to go into hiding & even changed her identity.

Seeing as she could look like anyone or anything now, perhaps we should hold a new EDMD… Everybody Draw Molly Day ?

Unsure if anyone had actually participated in EDMD, I went in search of these people & found only 1 willing to chat about it.

& although a drawing was made, he or she was too lazy to scan it.

Artist & actor Dennis Hopper died, followed only a few days later by the animal loving actress Rue McClanahan.

After which this web log was hit by people looking for all things pertaining to Wonder Woman because of her new direction in a less revealing outfit.

…probably the first time a woman has gotten so much attention for dressing up more.

The Food Standards Agency said products from cloned animals were safe to consume.

Repaying your already bought food is the biggest scam ever but no one complained.

Speaking of scams, after the intended remake failed to materialize the Weinstein Bros were close to losing their film rights for Hellraiser, so a new sequel was rushed into production.

Expect this oscar winner at your local DVD outlet, together with other fine direct-to-DVD Weinstein “movies” like the 7th Children Of The Corn (Revelation) & of course Feast 3: The Happy Finish.

Several years of odd search engine terms directing people here, lead to the start of “BISHFWILF” posts.

I have no idea why you’re here or what you expected to find but bless you “Burqa Sex” perverts for upping my site statistics !

September began by blogging on my blog about bloggedy blog blog.


After EDMD, International Burn A Koran Day made its debut.

As far as participation goes, this made up holiday event was less successful than EDMD but it ended up giving its originator Terry Jones, an unknown furniture seller Pastor, lots & lots of media exposure around & on 9/11.

Hey, how’s that furniture business going Terry ?

After nearly 70 days, all 33 trapped Chilean miners were rescued in a capsule from their collapsed Atacama desert mine.

Books & movies of men sitting around in total darkness are forthcoming.

We can only hope the Weinsteins aren’t involved…

Marvel showed its determination in making The Incredible Hulk profitable no matter what & announced a vague plan for a new TV series.

Why not retool it into a series about a female lawyer & her inability to stay calm under stress which makes her rip her clothes off ?

The actor Simon MacCorkindale died.

La France went le très nuts after learning they had to retire at a later age.

The actor Tom Bosley died.

Not a happy day.

In Burma, a new type of strange yet familiar looking snub-nosed monkey was discovered.

The creepy day of Halloween occurred on the same day a very real creepy event took place…

Owen McLauchlan, an EMT, showed us why having your tea break = being 1 of the a sick people.

As the coldness of winter started to set in, news arrived of an acquaintance of mine who had slipped into a coma & didn’t have long to life.

She died shortly thereafter.

Weird search engine terms kept giving this web log new visitors, so it became time for another BISHFWILF post.

I have no idea why you’re here or what you expected to find but bless you “Slutty Krypton” perverts for also upping my site statistics !

Just as it seemed the Hellraiser franchise was ruined beyond repair, its original creator Clive Barker himself was announced as the co-writer of an upcoming new ongoing comic series.

Praise Leviathan !

& last but certainly not least, there was a surprise image a friend of mine sent me for X-Mas.

12 Months 2010

Hey, Click Me !

Damn !

Anyway, since I guess that’s it for 2010, I’d like to take this moment to wish you folks Happy Holidays from all of us here at X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page.

See you next year… for more posts on Sick People, BISHFWILF & hopefully some Cheesecake too !

A Cruel Winter

December 2, 2010

Hey, snowfall on WordPress ?

That pleasant effect can only mean that good ol’ December has arrived !

But this last month of 2010 began neither good… or pleasant.

As the nights get colder, the heating has been very much absent.

I saw this problem coming back in November but unforseen delays have plagued the solution from working its wonderful & hopefully warm magic.

The sooner this problem is fixed the better as sleeping in a cold bedroom is doable but unpleasant.

But that’s nothing compared to what awaited me in my mailbox.

An acquaintance of mine has suddenly slipped into a deep coma.

We spoke once during a lunch & after that there were the customary polite “hellos” whenever we ran into eachother but no meaningful contact.

It’s funny how much things can change in a year, as that lunch we had was a little over a year ago back in the autumn of 2009.

& seeing as her wishes were not to be taken to the hospital if this ever happened, I guess this is it for her.

I can’t imagine what her partner is going through at the moment but it must feel colder than winter…

Snow Weather

12 x 2009

December 17, 2009

During these past 12 months of 2009…

Barack H Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the USA.

Erik Larsen abused used the War On Terror to sell his comic.

This blog’s 2 year anniversary rolled around.

Yes, it amazes me too that it’s still being updated.

Vampirella artist José “Pepe” González died.

Wolverine lost his brand new movie to the mighty I-net.

Objectum-Sexuals were interviewed.

Swine Flu appeared & began to grow to pandemic proportions.

Scientists meanwhile battled feverishly to… contain it name it.

Was it called H1N1 ?
Was it called Swine Flu ??
Was it called Mexican Flu ???
Was it called Swine Influenza AKA “SI” ????

No one knew & thus no one bothered to take the nameless flu seriously.

The 1-Page Comic Challenge returned.

President Obama held an historic speech in Egypt.

Iran pretended it held elections & then acted all offended when confronted with the truth.

Italy wanted 3 Guantanamo inmates.

President Obama killed… a fly.

Then, all of a sudden… Michael Jackson died & just as sudden, everyone who hated him loved him again.

A South Park version of cartoon character Jem was posted, which was of course truly outrageous

Jennifer Walters was bitch slapped several times in a row by Marvel Comics.

President Obama was compared with the Joker for being a socialist… WTF ?

The talented & versatile John Hughes died.

A previous law that forced Afghani women to **** their husbands
regurlarly was changed so that men could withhold food from their wives.

The next version of this law where Afghani men get actual full pimp status will be out any day now.

My neighbours made some noisy lovin’ but I was the one who was moaning about it as the police had no clue what to do about it.

Marvel Comics was taken over by Disney.

What will they do to She-Hulk ?

The 9th of the 9th of the 9th happened but it was an ordinary day.

Agent Provocateur designed an underwear line around a superheroine theme.

I have yet to be rescued by any of these scantily clad women.

Motherly love was given a new meaning by a sick person.

It turned out David Letterman slept around & around & around & around &…

While President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for nothing, Switzerland’s SVP declared it had had enough of neutrality & decided to hold a referendum on Minarets.

Hollywood decided their next remake project would be the A-Team

Hey, remember when Hollywood made original movies ?

A military psychiatrist specializing in Mental Health went nuts !

Ironic twist or what ?

The US House Of Representatives passed their version of the Healthcare Bill.

Colonel Gaddafi decided to convert hot tall Italian women to Islam, what a guy !

Still a bit weird though, seeing as little women wearing a veil don’t look so bad.

The Swiss People’s Party’s referendum turned out a success.

I guess no 5th minaret then.

The search for a successor for the Kyoto Protocol began in Denmark & politicians were blamed in advance.

& last but certainly not least, there were 2 separate but positive announcements from DC & Marvel about women.

Namely, Wonder Woman finally having her 600th issue & Girl Comics, a project to be made only by women creators.

12 Months 2009

Hey, Click Me !

Whew !

Anyway, since I guess that’s it for 2009, I’d like to take this moment to wish you folks Happy Holidays from all of us here at X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page.

See you next year… hopefully for more Cheesecake & Sick People !

2 Years Later…

March 6, 2009

How time flies.

It’s been 2 whole years (woo-hoo !) since I began this crazy blog adventure & I’d like to celebrate this anniversary with you.

So, here’s something delicious…


Yes, iced cream.


The Teaser UPLOADED !!!

April 26, 2007

Here at this very link you will find it in all it’s glory…

So go !

Click !

And baffle at the might that is TEASER No. III !!!

Imagine the tales you’ll be able to tell your grandchildren. :mrgreen:


April 26, 2007

Here’s a sneak peek at what the upcoming 3rd X-Mer teaser will show.


Seems like a lot of black panels & some white ones for the change right ?

[Lex Luthor]WRONG !!![/Lex Luthor]

I just left out the best bits so not to spoils yous.

Ain’t I nice ? 🙂

What’s that ? When is the teaser coming you ask ?

Soon, quite soon…

X-Mer Presents…

March 6, 2007

We proudly present our sister site:

Check it out & hilarity will ensue… well probably not but you never know, now do you ?

1st Post – Woo Hoo

March 6, 2007


Ah, there we go. My 1st ever pic post here & it’s a looker !

Who knows what’ll follow it…