Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

4 More Years !!!

November 7, 2012

2012 US Presidential Election Result

Yes We Won.


Mu On Mo #45 – At Twilight’s Last Gleaming

November 5, 2012

With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…

Mr President ?

I know you’re there, I mean how could you not read this blog ?

Anyhoo, I have something I want to say.

It’s about the election.

The country’s divided along party & ideological lines like never before.

It looks bad.

In such a polarised socio-political climate, I’ll wish any victor the best of luck.

But this is not about that.

It’s about you losing.

Cuz there’s a chance of that now.

So, if for some reason, whatever the reason, you fail to win.

& don’t get re-elected, I just want to say…

…it’s ok, Mr President.

Cuz while some mockingly called you a Messiah & others gladly believed it, you’ve never been more than a man who did nevertheless perform certain miracles.

You worked hard, Mr President, so so hard & it shows in your tired face & greying hair.

So, should you lose… it’s ok.

You achieved & for that you’ll be reviled by your foes & remembered fondly by your supporters.

But just between the 2 of us, kick Mittens’ white ass as you listen to a patriotic song that got the following comment on YouTube…

“My God hearing her voice is like listening to an angel! She is was truly blessed with a great talent!”


& just how do you know how the voice of mythical being sounds like, hmmm ???

Anyhoo, here comes the talent…

For the election, that was Whitney Houston – The Battle Hymn Of The Republic.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around, right, Mr President ?

Cock……. Up! (That Means Mistake)

August 4, 2012

It seems some folks believe Mitt Romney’s gonna whoop Obama in the upcoming elections.

But to do just that, he’s gonna need all the help he can get because cool people like George Clooney support the Prez.

Well, the Mittster now has that help…

No, not Clint Eastwood but rather Jenna Jameson has come out in support of Mitt Romney.

Yes, porn star Jenna.

Here’s how she put it…

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

I’m sure Mitt’s glad you said that, Jenna.

An endorsement of a guy who’ll screw millions of people once he’s in office while being a whore to the far Right by a whore-ish gal who made millions by screwing in some office set.


Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


The Next President Of The United States…

July 26, 2012

You know, a lot of people say they have no idea who he is.

Or that they haven’t got a clue what he stands for.

Mitt Romney, quite the enigma.

Until now.

After the recent Aurora cinema shooting, some people dared to question guns.

The Mittster of course responded to that & here’s how he put it…

“But I don’t happen to believe that America needs new gun laws. A lot of what this young man did was clearly against the law.”

“But the fact that it was against the law did not prevent it from happening.”

“…we can sometimes hope that just changing the law will make all bad things go away. It won’t. Changing the heart of the American people may well be what’s essential, to improve the lots of the American people.”

Sooo… if something awful happens, a top level politician like the president of the US need not even bother adapting/introducing laws ?

It’s people themselves, they should… sort it out… somehow by… “changing”, oh yeah, that makes sense.

Vote Mitt Romney, the next president.

Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed

Obama Vs Osama – Seriously ?????

June 13, 2012

According to a recent survey, held in 21 countries, support for President Obama & his foreign policy has dropped.

& out of these 21 countries, 17 of them had levels of up to 50% saying that they disapproved of US drone attacks.

So, while not exactly a worldwide trend that’s still pretty high… & weird.

Q: Hey, we got ourselves a group of mass murderers & there’s a very good chance we might take them out by way of a drone attack.

Ok, folks ?

A: No, do not want !

…how is that gonna work ???

Like this:

Mr-could-have-been-dead-Muslim-terrorist, now alive & well, continues his Evil deeds which lead to intimidation by violence, rape, oppression & death AKA a lil’ thing called terror.


Besides Muslim terrorists, just who the Hell in their right mind is against such types of attack ?

Do people seriously buy into that whole story of drones targeting women & children on purpose ?

Drone attacks target terrorists.

Muslim terrorists on the other hand target women, children, the elderly, Westerners & (moderate) Muslims.

Anyone & everyone that’s not like them.

So, do such anti-drone attack people, for some incomprehensible reason, actually believe a good terrorist is a living terrorist ?

I can only assume how Reality manifests in their heads…

“Oh hi, Mr Muslim terrorist. Gee, I’m so sorry the US was trying to kill you, I sincerely hope that there’s no grudge on your part & that we can all be friends. Say, wanna go recycle some pape…” *

*It was at that point the terrorist blew himself up.

Logically, it’s total & utter nonsense to be against drone attacks because such terrorists are gonna die anyway.

The thing here is if you want to die with them… or not.

But I guess that’s all a moot point really.

Because at least we spoke out against those bad drone strikes.

Funny how a clear conscience can be full of ignorance.

Puzzled Obama


Obama Vs Osama – This Time… It’s Personal !

March 17, 2012

It’s been less than a year since President Obama‘s main nemesis (no, not… uh… well… whoever the Republicans end up choosing) “ol’ cave mansion dweller” died.

& with Osama dead by way of a bullet through his non-functioning brain (a very very very joyous occassion for every normal person) it became kinda sorta difficult to do more of these posts.

So, I can honestly say I never expected that there’d be another 1 of these O Vs O posts… until now.

Now, just to be clear this has nothing to do with that creepy prediction made some months ago by current Al-Qaeda leader, Ayman Al-Zawahiri AKA The Surgeon (even creepier), about which he said that his pal Osama would come back to haunt us… as a zombie (!) or a ghost (!).

So, that’s a relief but if not that then what is this all about then ?

It’s got to something with those documents the Navy SEALs got their hands on after the mansion raid.

Apparently, Osama had ordered preparations to get underway for an assasination.

The target being none other than the prez.

Which is kinda funny seeing as Obama did more or less the same thing for Osama.

But aside from that & their names, are they in any other way similar ?

Well, Osama was a man whose unsound decisions were followed by a fearless movement of foreign brainwashed morons who hate America.

While Obama’s a man whose sound decisions are followed with fear by moronic countrymen brainwashed by a movement of rightwinged politicians who hate America.

…see the difference ?


¡ Soy Loco Por Los Cornballs !

October 3, 2011

Annyong !

Man, I could sure go for 1 of those delicious frozen bananas right about now.

You know, just to prepare myself for my appointment with my analrapist on the BIG screen.

I mean nowadays it ain’t easy being white, it ain’t easy being brown !

At least, that’s what some guy named “Hermano” said.

(what’s wrong with me ?)

Maeby… you guys & gals with low self esteem who just read all this have absolutely NO idea what I’m blogging about ?

Narrator: “They do not.”

That’s ok though, I’ll explain it all in a brand-new post first thing tomorrow !

The Bluths Will Return

Narrator: “On the next X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page → Things aren’t explained as another topic is considered instead.”

X-Mer: “Lou Ferrigno ? Why do people always keep trying to find pics of him on my weblog ? Maybe I ought to do a post about him… later this month.”

[ukulele outro]

9/11: A 10th Anniversary Interview – Pt 10/11

September 10, 2011

September 11th, 2001.

The events of that day affected the daily lives of not just those in the US but also of countless people all over the world, in both subtle & not so subtle ways.

10 years later, the repercussions are still being felt but in all this time no voice has been given to the average moderate Muslim.

What follows is a transcript from an interview with a friend of mine, who has a Muslim background, on this broad topic of 9/11.

It was held on Saturday, June 11th, 2011.


Question #10:

You yourself, while not overtly, had your problems with then President George W Bush…

Friend: Yeah, sure. Who didn’t ? [LOL]

X-Mer: Questions were raised when he, to combat terrorism on US soil, signed into law what is now known as the USA PATRIOT Act (Uniting (&) Strengthening America (By) Providing Appropriate Tools Required (To) Intercept (&) Obstruct Terrorism Act).

This made it possible for the government to look into personal things like your telephone & medical records with greater ease. Which, according to critics, went against civil liberties & was therefore unconstitutional.

Did you happen to hear that last May President Obama signed an extension of that very same act & thereby renewed it for 4 more years ?

Friend: I was not aware of that.

X-Mer: Now, let’s check some facts here…

– The Guantanamo Bay detention camp was opened in 2002 under the Bush administration & is presently still open under the Obama administration.

– The War On Terror as a term isn’t used anymore but the conflict is still going on.

– There are currently still US troops present in Iraq.

– As ordered by Obama, Afghanistan will get additional US troops.

– & under the Obama administration there’ve been more unmanned drone attacks in & around the border region of Pakistan than ever occured under the Bush adminstration.

With all these things, even though Obama is a likeable guy, would you really say things are different now then when Bush was president ?

Friend: Better… I did say that, didn’t I ?

X-Mer: Did you ?

Friend: I think it was implied. & I did say I thought the… that it was going towards the situation before 9/11.

They are the world police, so… I think a lot of acceptance is gained in how you present yourself & now you have Obama & he presents himself like: “we’re going to work together to achieve this goal, make the world better for everybody” & when you sum up those facts you could think “maybe it’s even worse but nobody’s getting the story out there”.

It’s really something to think about. Is it really better ? It certainly… seems better & it seems less hostile, maybe that’s… those drone attacks, I can’t imagine innocent lives not being lost.

X-Mer: Probably impossible.

Friend: I’m a bit surprised actually.

X-Mer: Because you, for example, didn’t know about him renewing the Patriot Act ?

Friend: Yeah ! For example. I didn’t know about Guantanamo Bay while it was his intention to shut it down.

X-Mer: He hasn’t succeeded in that & I’m not saying people are still being tortured there, just the fact that it’s still open.

Friend: You mentioned “24” before, so it’s a bit… it’s very important who’s at command of the world police like when in “24” you had David Palmer who was a genuine good guy.

X-Mer: Like Obama ?

Friend: Like Obama but he also had certain… tools to his disposal which he only used in certain situations when it was appropriate & when it was necessary.

& then you had President Logan for example…

X-Mer: [LOL]

Friend: I see a lot of similarities between fiction & reality.

You can also wonder how much influence the media really has because under President Bush, like I said I felt more hostility among the people & now it seems to be… well, there’s still some of course but it’s a lot less, I think. That’s how I experience it, so…

…I don’t think I really answered your question.

X-Mer: Well, what do you think the answer is ? Are things similar under his presidency or is it generally better ?

Friend: I think there are more… positive developments under his administration than there were under the Bush administration.

X-Mer: He’s trying ?

Friend: He’s trying, I think. A lot of things got blamed on Bush but think… I’m not saying he’s not to blame for the things that did occur but I do believe there were powers even bigger than Bush at play.

X-Mer: He wasn’t the puppetmaster but… at least some of the time, the puppet ?

Friend: Yeah sure & with Obama it’s hard to think of him as the puppet. You really get a feeling he has to struggle to achieve the things he wants to achieve. With Bush it all seemed to go very easily & you know, it probably wasn’t very hard for Obama to get that extension because I can’t imagine Republicans being against that.

So, again I don’t think I answered your question but… I do believe it’s better in my experience.


That’s it for part 10 but please check back tomorrow for the 11th & final part of the interview, where I ask my friend about what the future might bring us.

9/11: A 10th Anniversary Interview – Pt 04/11

September 4, 2011

September 11th, 2001.

The events of that day affected the daily lives of not just those in the US but also of countless people all over the world, in both subtle & not so subtle ways.

10 years later, the repercussions are still being felt but in all this time no voice has been given to the average moderate Muslim.

What follows is a transcript from an interview with a friend of mine, who has a Muslim background, on this broad topic of 9/11.

It was held on Saturday, June 11th, 2011.


Question #04:

In the 10 years since the events of 9/11, other terror attacks have been covered by the 24-hour news media but also through the internet & its social media like Twitter, Facebook & YouTube.

We’ve also seen politicians put the topic of Islam on their agenda by for example burqa banning or claiming President Obama is a Muslim in such a manner that it becomes an accusation, like it’s a bad thing.

But even if you don’t watch the news, stay off-line or are a-political, it’s become hard to ignore or even escape all of this because even the entertainment industry has apparently embraced Muslim terror with things like certain seasons of the TV series “24”, WWE wrestler “Muhammad Hassan” & even comicbook writer/artist Frank Miller wanting to create a Batman Vs Al-Qaeda graphic novel called “Holy Terror, Batman !”.

In this past decade, a lot of young Muslims have stated that they’ve started indentifying more strongly with their religion since 9/11 than before because of this always present situation… almost a stigma of sorts.

As you go about your life, has society through the media, its politics & entertainment “forced” you to become more self-aware of your own background ? Has there been a change on some level in your thinking, how you see yourself with this level of attention ?

Friend:weeelllll, I guess it’s made me a bit more hostile, I think. I just keep it in the back of my mind & the more I think about it, the more stupid humanity is in my opinion.

X-Mer: Sick people ?

Friend: Sick people. I can’t really blame them but I don’t know, it really strikes me as ignorant to just accept how it is because it’s “easier”.

I guess it becomes even more easy when you’re not part of the group that’s being singled out, so…

X-Mer: …you can ignore it ?

Friend: Well, I’m not really sure if that’s true because there’s a lot of media that’s making people afraid…

X-Mer: …fearmongering ?

Friend: Yeah, fearmongering & hatemongering. Like I said, in history there’s been lots of periods I think… perhaps it’s been non-stop, that fearmongering’s been going on for centuries. With all the knowledge we have at our disposal, I would think people would get some insight into that.

Still, when you experience it, like I said, I feel more hostile now than I did before but I always kept “it’s going to pass at a certain point, it’s just a period” in the back of my mind. I happen to be part of the group that’s being singled out now & who knows who…

X-Mer: Do you think it will pass anytime soon ?

Friend: Like I said, in my experience it is passing because now you have the Arabian Spring, so you know, people… they see the change… a lot of people are saying: “well, it’s a good thing what’s happening”.

X-Mer: You think they mean that or is it just the polite thing to say ?

Friend: I think they’re genuine.

X-Mer: With these examples like “24” or the news media, how do you think Muslims are being portrayed ? Are they being put in a bad light or is it just a reflection of what’s really going on & so it’s “ok” ?

Friend: Well, I did enjoy “24” for the most part & actually was turned away not because of storylines against Muslims but because they were repeating themselves. It was getting boring.

X-Mer:Look ! CTU is being attacked… for the 88th time ! Oh no !

Friend:Oh no ! That never happened before, what are we going to do ?

But uh… I think I was able to create some distance from it in the sense of “it’s only entertainment”. When you talk about media like television on the 1 hand you have “24” & on the other hand you have “South Park”.

They can be very rude & do crude stuff like that. But the thing about South Park is that the storytellers always show both sides of the tale & they do it very well.

But you know a lot of people, that’s also interesting, a lot of people just see the toilet humour & that kind of puts the attention away from the good storytelling.

X-Mer: [From] what’s really going on ?

Friend: What’s really going on. Those guys are really good storytellers & I think… 1 of the things, I didn’t see it but uh… you had the movie “World Police” & ever since that movie whenever I think of America, I think of world police.

& in a way I think it [world policing] is a good thing & also a bad thing.

X-Mer: Because ?

Friend: Well, it depends on how you present it. Because you had the guy in charge before & then it was very much “us against them” & now we have a guy who says: “we can’t do it alone, we have to work together”.

There are always going to be people against that & saying: “he says that but he doesn’t mean it !”. But I think it’s very important in how you present yourself as… I mean if you’re going to be world police do it in a way that makes people accept you.

X-Mer: Like Obama ?

Friend: Like Obama !

I mean Obama held that speech in Egypt, I can’t imagine Bush would have been… [LOL]

X-Mer: He would’ve been dancing !

Friend: & then the shoes would’ve been flying…

X-Mer: Dodging them left & right ?

Friend: Right, because he presents himself like: “we’re America & we’ll tell you what’s good for you !” & Obama is more like: “we’re the greatest nation in the world, so we have a commitment towards others & we have to help them.”

X-Mer: Sooo, let me see here… just to get back to this point. You said like how people were viewing you, do you think then that society is treating you like a person who happens to be Muslim or a Muslim who happens to be person ? What do you think they see first ?

Friend: It depends on the person you meet & it’s going to be different every time. & it says a lot about the person themselves. & some people are just very sensitive towards what the majority does & that’s kinda disappointing to me. They just follow along & as long as they’re not the ones being excluded, it’s “ok”.


That’s it for part 4 but please check back tomorrow for part 5 of the interview, where I ask my friend about discussing Islamic extremism in the household.

The Right Thing

July 29, 2011

Q: What’s President Obama‘s #1 job ?

A: America dammit !

& now that the ol’ US of A (& the rest of the world) is in serious, serious trouble because of a lil’ big debt, which is getting bigger all the time, it would sure be nice if he could use some of that special “Yes We Can” thing he does so well & make it all go away.

Well, too bad ’cause that ain’t gonna happen.

No sir, not on the Tea Party‘s watch.

Oh, my finger slipped & I accidentally put up that YouTube vid by mistake.

Anyway, electing these clueless rightwinged racist nutjobs inexperienced conservative patriotic people into politics sure worked out well, didn’t it ?

I mean looong before the Tea Party came about, the GOP was already known as “The Party Of No” but now it’s taken on a whole new meaning it seems.

How did people ever even consider voting for candidates like these ?

Q: Do you want to compromise to fix this now ?

A: “NO !

Pointing out that Democrats are somehow Evil for wanting “poor” (wealthy) people to pay higher taxes than the non-rich people is way more important to us than doing the right thing now.”

Q: Do you have any long term plan to fix this now ?

A: “NO !

We want to do this very same song & dance routine all over again in 2012 as sabotaging President Obama’s chances for re-election next year is way more important to us than doing the right thing now.”

Q: …do you even give a rat’s ass about this country of ours ?

A: “NO !

…uh, of course !”

Having a conviction is 1 thing but standing by it in such an inflexible manner when people’s lives are at stake is silly & scary at the same time.

So, thank you Tea Party ! Thank you so much for doing that Right thing you do so well instead of the right thing.

Ladies & gentlemen, let’s all give ’em a big round of applause… wait, what do you mean “NO !” ???

Obama Vs Osama – RIP ? BIH !

May 2, 2011

Oh yes !

Obama Vs Osama

The weakened beast has now lost its disgusting head.

Let the worldwide celebration & festivities begin.

Took a long time but it seems appropriate that it happened before 9/11/2011.

Truly, justice has been done by those involved.

Osama, Burn.In.Hell. !

I’m left wondering though if in true Tupac Shakur style, new audio tapes will keep turning up & also… if they serve pork in Hell ?

Glory Glory Hallelujah !

March 22, 2010

At long last.

At long looong last, the day millions of uninsured & sick people have waited for has finally arrived.

Because of the House Of Representatives voting “YES”, health care will now be for everyone.

Just as it should be.

& with this historic reform, the USA can join other countries all around this planet of ours.

Countries where you don’t die just because you lack $$$.

Countries where when you help those in need, you’re not labeled a socialist SOB.

Countries with common sense.

& speaking of common sense, it is truly astounding that in all the months leading up to this wonderful day, the Republicans resorted to only one thing…

Fear Mongering

If this plan of the Democrats was really that bad then how come they didn’t come up with their own plan to reform health care & improve upon the lives of over 30 millions of Americans ?

The very fact that they didn’t speaks volumes but it’s far from new behaviour…

Funny how they’re 101% insured but still quite sick.

Anyhoo, thanks to the hard efforts of many people, they lost & the passing of this bill is finally a reality.

With this, the US President has really earned his medal…

Keep marching on Obama !

Obama Vs Osama – Help Wanted !

January 2, 2010

Hello & welcome to 2010.

A few days after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up an aeroplane on Christmas Day, our old pals from al-Qaeda claimed the responsibility for it.


Now, maybe I’m missing a vital piece of the puzzle here but didn’t this punk kid fail in his attempt to make the explosives go off ?

Didn’t he fail & get burned while failing ?

Didn’t he fail, get burned & then put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger while failing ??

Didn’t he fail, get burned, get put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger & then get stripped of his clothes as the aeroplane landed safely while failing ???

No matter where you’re from, we can all agree one 1 thing…

That was a serious piece of Failure.

& no one likes failure.

…sooo, why does al-Qaeda want to be associated with something like that ???

Why go all “Hey world ! Guess what ? WE were behind this !” ?

I mean there were ZERO casualties & last time I checked, terrorists loved having big piles of bloody casualties.

Some think the reason was just to be named in all the international news reports but that’s impossible because that would mean terrorists are just like women emotionally insecure attention seekers…

Ok, so maybe it was all about foiling the airport security, thereby showing us no one is safe ?

Well… maybe.

But the bar for those kind of actions was raised significantly by the couple known as the Salahis.

They managed to enter the White House, shake President Obama’s hand & even stayed for dinner afterwards without ever receiving terrorist boot camp training or even an invitation.

It’s only when a major organization like al-Qaeda, having made the headlines with several international acts of terror, suddenly gets pwned by some fame-seeking US couple that you know something is wrong.

Add the still fragile economic climate & there’s a sudden realization that times must be hard for those in the profession of full-time terrorist.

Igniting a West Vs Muslims Global Holy War clearly just isn’t as easy as it used to be. Certainly not if on a special day like Christmas the best they can do is to get a clueless kid that fails spectacularly in his mission.

Sure, the “Help Wanted” sign is hanging out there but with idiots like Umar & Mohammed Muhideen Gelle (that Somali guy in Denmark) signing up, what chance do terrorist groups possibly have ?

No company in the world can flourish with bad employees, now can it ?

As their intended targets, I guess we could gather round & have a nice big laugh at the expense of al-Qaeda & their like, for having troubles but wouldn’t that be like kicking somebody when they’re down ?

…yes, yes it would.


You idiots !


You losers !


You failed !


Kick their asses in 2010, Obama.

Earth Dying = Obama’s Fault

December 8, 2009

December already ???

2009 sure flew by fast.

Possibly too fast but while the year is ending, the UN Climate Change Conference has only just begun.

The main goal of course is to reach some sort of international deal & get a replacement for the soon to end Kyoto Protocol.

Those politicians sure took their time to get there.

& even though mega polluters USA & China are part of the talks, nothing is certain.

Yes, the meeting could very well end with no deal in place.

So, it’s not that strange the people are pointing fingers & blaming these politicians for the issue of Climate Change.

No, not strange because each & every person lives in a bubble.

A bubble where you lead a happy & good life, where everything was great until those greedy corporations came along & started to destroy nature for $$$.

Those evil bastards !

No, you are not to blame for Climate Change.

These past 12 months…

– You could have bought energy saving light bulbs instead of incandescent light bulbs but did you ?

– You could have used public transportation instead of the car but did you ?

– You could have helped the oceans by not eating fish but did you ?

– You could have bought a reusable shopping bag instead of asking for plastic ones every time you went to the supermarket but did you ?

– You could have saved water by showering instead of taking baths but did you ?

– You could switched off all those electrical appliances instead of leaving them on stand-by mode but did you ?

– You could have lessened air pollution by not taking that vacation by aeroplane but did you ?

Of course you did.

For Climate Change is the politicians’ fault.

Prez Obama in 2020

Earth dying = Blame Obama ?


Earth dying = Blame yourself !

Act NOW… or stay in your bubble.

The Best Of Times, The Worst Of Times…

November 8, 2009

Quite a week.

On the 1 hand, we had Major Nidal Malik Hasan kill & injure several of his fellow Americans & colleagues.

Now while murder because of religious fanaticism is ALWAYS wrong, there is 1 point in this matter I’ve heard too little about & yet found very interesting.

It concerns the Major apparently having said, on multiple occasions, that there was an anti-Muslim sentiment present in the military.

Now I don’t know if something was done about said complaints but that seems to reveal something more like a troubled man than a so-called homegrown terrorist.

In any case, sad news.

& on the other hand, we had the US House Of Representatives voting for health care & passing the bill.

Obviously, an historic event but it’s disturbing to notice that the grand total of 435 Representatives, who were in a position to do something tremendously positive for the country as a whole, still had 215 idiots among them.

In any case, happy news.

Quite a week indeed.

So much so that a certain famous quote would seem to apply here.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…


Nobel Neutrality

October 10, 2009

Seems Prez Obama won himself a lil’ Nobel Peace Prize today.

Aw, that’s nice.

I mean, how many people can claim they’ve won a prize for achieving absolutely nothing ?

*pause for laughter*

…no, the mentally retarded do not count.

*pause for more laughter*

Anyhoo, all this has made me think of Switzerland.

Good ol’ Switzerland. The land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks, knives, music boxes & of course neutrality.

Yes, the wonderful neutrality of the Swiss.

I wonder if there’s something… anything on this planet that would make the Swiss think twice about their policy ?

Anything at all.


I mean back during WW II their attitude was all like…

Fight Hitler ? Who ? Us ??? LOL ! No, no. We are neutral.”

A World War was being fought out between the forces for Good & the forces for Evil & yet they didn’t budge.

& I’ll bet if Germany had won, they would’ve respected that neutrality.

But back to the question at hand.

…nope, try as I might, I can’t think of a single damn thing that the Swiss would perceive as big enough of a threat to make them change tactics & finally take a stand.

Switzerland's Minaret Initiative

Perhaps they’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize next ?

*pause for yet more laughter*

Well, I’m No Picasso But Do You Like It ?

August 4, 2009

That was the question the Joker asked Vicky Vale back in the 1989 Batman movie & it applies to this next pic too.

President Obama As The Joker On Posters In LA

Now, this manip is SO devilishly clever that it works on several levels. Yes, it actually raises those hard to answer questions throughout society.

For example…

Stupid folk will wonder: “Barack will replace Heath in Batman 3 ???”

Fanboys will wonder: “Why isn’t the Jokama’s hair greener ???”

Rich people will wonder: “Does this mean Batman’s a capitalist ???”

KKK members will wonder: “Is whiteface make-up racist ???”

Now that’s clever !

As for me ?

Well, in the wake of the manip I’m left wondering about art & its place in our lives. Perhaps you’ll join me ?

Gentlemen ! Let’s broaden our minds…

Iranian President Ahmadinejad With A Pancake On His Head

Pancakism ? Oh, Dan Lacey, you genius you !

Well, that’s it for this entry folks ! Y’all come back now, ya hear ?

…wait a second.


Obama Vs Osama – The Things To Come

June 19, 2009

The tragedies on 9/11 were like a bolt out of the blue – they happened very quickly & very suddenly.

Thus no one was really prepared for the events of that day.

Now, whether you lurve him of hate him, no one really knows how President Obama will react to a (possible) new terror strike.

This has now changed…


Sure, he seems like a really nice guy but in reality he’s a cold blooded killer…

Yes, for this is a man who IS prepared to hurt a fly if necessary… with his own bare hands even !

Impressive ’cause a fly isn’t exactly easy to kill:

– Has compound eyes
– Flies really fast
– Quite a small target

& yet the poor bastard didn’t even stand a chance.

No sir, not with Barack on the job. Let’s see Dick Cheney try that (without his gun).

So all you terrorists… be afraid.

Be very afraid :mrgreen:

Obama Vs Osama

The Ol’ Switcheroo…

June 16, 2009

So, President Obama has managed to con… vince yet another country into taking in Guantanamo terrorists detainees.

Good for him.

But this time it’s none other than Italy’s TV channel owner Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.

Why the bad boy of Euro politics accepted this plan is anyone’s guess.

…or is it ?

Knowing Silvio’s tactics, he’d only agree to do this if Obama returned the favor…


& seeing as the Prez wants to close Guantanamo at all costs, it’s only logical to think that some kind of deal was struck between them.

What did Obama have to do for this man” you ask ?

Ohhh, nothing really.

You see, just like any other country leader, Sylvio’s got his own fair share of problems.

& thus it was agreed that if Italy were to take in 3 dangerous men, Obama was to take in a couple of troublemakers in return.

Yes, on US soil you will now find 2 of Italy’s greatest threats…

(to Berlusconi’s continued political career that is.)

Obama Vs Osama

Obama, what a guy ! :mrgreen:

Obama Vs Osama – Who Do Ya Love ?

June 3, 2009

Well, well, well.

It looks like the big dukaroo has begun.

Both O‘s have started a campaign of their own to get Muslims all across this globe behind their respective agenda’s.

One is in the Middle East to hold a key (historic ?) speech in Cairo, Egypt while the other has begun the mud-slinging from… well, wherever he’s hiding.

So, c’mon & join me as we take a closer look at our 2 candidates.

…is this like an election ?” I hear you ask.

Yeah kinda but the stakes are way bigger. Huge even.

Ok, so…

Obama (President) wants to build bridges & find opportunities for a common future.

Osama (cave dweller) wants more of the same crap.

Gee, how hard will it be for Muslims to decide who to root for ?

I mean they’ll be SO confused. & the names are sooo similar, that sure won’t help.

Anyhoo, Obama’s been here before, remember ?

He first managed to beat Hillary Clinton & then he beat John McCain.

This is just another opponent for him to tackle. (Yes, he can !)

Osama on the other hand has done his fair share of beating(s) too.

Sending countless of deluded men to their deaths to do his dirty work He has defeated many foes of Islam.

Sure it was a bit bloody along the way but that’s passion, right ?

So, who will finally emerge victorious after the votes of trust have been cast ?

Obama Vs Osama