Posts Tagged ‘Yemen’

Hope Prevails

October 1, 2011



Hi there !

Yeah, I know what you’re wondering.

I know what you really, really want.



No, don’t bother telling me any excuses because you & I both know it’s true.

After seeing that post about The Avengers yesterday, you’re here now because you want to know where the post on Anwar Al-Awlaki‘s death is.

The post where once again in the, by now classic, X-Mer style yet another (dead) Muslim terrorist is made fun of.



Weeelllll, not gonna happen !

Nope, not this time.

There’s been way too many posts spent on that topic.



& frankly, it’s time to move on.

Time for other & more different types of posts.

In fact, I will take this very opportunity to demonstrate this change.



Anwar, even though you were an evil fanatical bastard, I don’t wish for you to burn in Hell along with your bearded buddy Osama.

I also don’t wish for your beard to be ripped right off & your subsequent facial wounds to be rubbed with salt only for your beard to grow back again & be ripped off again & again & again for all of eternity.

No sir, I don’t wish that at all.



…but I sure hope so !


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The Highway To Global Jihad

February 2, 2011



The Times They Are A-Changin’

Following similar earlier events in Tunisia, Egypt’s “leader” Hosni Mubarak or as he prefers to be called “Ho-Mu”, is now dealing with the ending of his looong-running presidency.

& while this brings joy to the people there, it’s worrying the West.



Decades before the War On Terror began, the West already gave money to made deals with several Middle East leaders to gain their favour.

Should these dictators start to fall away, those deals will fall away with them.

So naturally, Western leaders are beginning to wonder what this will mean for global jihad & what it’ll mean for the War On Terror.



Just a few years ago, it was revealed that both France & the UK, in the form of Fran├žois Mitterand & Margaret Thatcher, were totally opposed to the reunification of East & West Germany.

They actually had the belief & thus the fear that this newly united Germany would lead to a new Hitler type & in turn to World War III.

Though instead of that major conflict, we got to see huge social & political changes throughout the whole of Eastern Europe which eventually lead up to the end of the Iron Curtain, with no Warsaw Pact & even no Soviet Union.



Since then & especially since September 11th 2001, Western countries have patted themselves on their collective backs for being free & democratic, so why can’t they be happy for the citizens of the Middle East as they strive for the same goal ?

Doesn’t this beat adding yet another trillion or 2 to the deficit ??

Isn’t it better than yet another 100 deaths of the men & women who serve in the armed forces ???



Now that the citizens of the Middle East have shown the world they can mass protest against more than just the infidels of the West, how about giving them the benefit of the doubt ?

Surely, if they’re willing to brave their own armies to get rid of their corrupt leaders, they’re willing to go against the true evil rotting away at the very core of their daily lives… Muslim terrorists ?

Will those who practise Islam by way of jihad like al-Qaeda finally get the wrath they deserve from the good people of the Middle East ?



Meanwhile, with rumblings in Afghanistan, Yemen, Jordan & Saudi Arabia, I can’t help wonder which evil dictator is next…






Who Will Fall Next ?



Could Libya’s own Uncle Mo be under threat ?


Obama Vs Osama – Help Wanted !

January 2, 2010

Hello & welcome to 2010.



A few days after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up an aeroplane on Christmas Day, our old pals from al-Qaeda claimed the responsibility for it.

Okaaay…

Now, maybe I’m missing a vital piece of the puzzle here but didn’t this punk kid fail in his attempt to make the explosives go off ?



Didn’t he fail & get burned while failing ?

Didn’t he fail, get burned & then put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger while failing ??

Didn’t he fail, get burned, get put into a type of headlock by a brave but Regular Joe of a fellow passenger & then get stripped of his clothes as the aeroplane landed safely while failing ???

No matter where you’re from, we can all agree one 1 thing…

That was a serious piece of Failure.



& no one likes failure.

…sooo, why does al-Qaeda want to be associated with something like that ???

Why go all “Hey world ! Guess what ? WE were behind this !” ?

I mean there were ZERO casualties & last time I checked, terrorists loved having big piles of bloody casualties.

Some think the reason was just to be named in all the international news reports but that’s impossible because that would mean terrorists are just like women emotionally insecure attention seekers…



Ok, so maybe it was all about foiling the airport security, thereby showing us no one is safe ?

Well… maybe.

But the bar for those kind of actions was raised significantly by the couple known as the Salahis.

They managed to enter the White House, shake President Obama’s hand & even stayed for dinner afterwards without ever receiving terrorist boot camp training or even an invitation.



It’s only when a major organization like al-Qaeda, having made the headlines with several international acts of terror, suddenly gets pwned by some fame-seeking US couple that you know something is wrong.

Add the still fragile economic climate & there’s a sudden realization that times must be hard for those in the profession of full-time terrorist.

Igniting a West Vs Muslims Global Holy War clearly just isn’t as easy as it used to be. Certainly not if on a special day like Christmas the best they can do is to get a clueless kid that fails spectacularly in his mission.



Sure, the “Help Wanted” sign is hanging out there but with idiots like Umar & Mohammed Muhideen Gelle (that Somali guy in Denmark) signing up, what chance do terrorist groups possibly have ?

No company in the world can flourish with bad employees, now can it ?

As their intended targets, I guess we could gather round & have a nice big laugh at the expense of al-Qaeda & their like, for having troubles but wouldn’t that be like kicking somebody when they’re down ?





…yes, yes it would.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You idiots !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You losers !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

You failed !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !



Kick their asses in 2010, Obama.