Posts Tagged ‘Sick People’

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #12

August 15, 2012

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



The other day, a pal o’ mine asked a question.

“Why aren’t any (more) posts on the topic of “women” ?”

Well, this here brand new update is all for youse, laddie…



Marriage.

AKA “that perfect day”, can be a stressful thing to go through.

With heaps & heaps of details to consider, plan & carry out, it’s no wonder things get a little hectic if not chaotic.

It’s the kind of pressure that Na Cola Darcel Franklin (a soon-to-be-bride from Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania) must’ve been dealing with.

After all, when you marry it’s supposed to be forever, right ?

& like so many of us for our weddings, she probably wanted to get things just right.

Unfortunately for her, whatever plans, hopes & dreams she had for this big day were all for naught as the whole thing was called off.

Very last moment too as it was on the day of the wedding, just some hours before the ceremony was supposed to take place.

The reason for this was Na Cola Darcel Franklin’s bridegroom & soon-to-be-husband, Billy Rafael Brewster.

Because after he said he wanted to go out to get some food for their guests…



…an argument arose & she stabbed him in the chest with a kitchen knife after which he bled to death 😯



Marriage.

It’s difficult enough when your soulmate’s alive, let alone when he’s dead.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.






I Love You... Until Death


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #11

March 23, 2012

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Teaching.

AKA “the noble profession”, has a very very important role to play in our society.

With more & more parents thinking that parenting means just saying “Yes” to whatever their kids want instead of actually nurturing them by being a role model & laying down some basic rules, teachers nowadays have the task to impart ignorant youngsters with lessons about Life.

It’s a responsibility that Lorraine Collin (a schoolteacher from England who works in Rouen, France) doesn’t take lightly.

& like so many of us, she too heard the news about the Toulouse shootings by a masked man on a scooter that resulted in the deaths of a rabbi, 3 soldiers & also some schoolchildren.

Crimes which were commited by 23-year old terrorist, Mohammed Merah.

Once a juvenile delinquent who served a prison sentence, Merah later deliberately traveled to the Afghani/Pakistani border region.

Upon his return to France, he began to amass an arsenal of weapons, stole a scooter for usage during the then upcoming killing spree & finally filmed these murders with his camera.

Later, during negotiations with the French police as they surrounded his home, he apparently confessed that he regretted not having been able to kill more people.

Shortly thereafter, a sniper killed Merah as he tried to shoot his way out.

Anyhoo, after that all went down in Toulouse, Lorraine Collin, our female schoolteacher from Rouen decided these recent events were way too important to simply ignore.

So, she decided to incorporate them into her class.

But unforseen behaviour by her very own students put a halt to that.

Because most of them walked out of the classroom after…



…she asked them to hold a minute of silence for Mohammed Merah 😯



Teaching.

It’s difficult to do when kids don’t wanna listen.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #10

June 18, 2011

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



There are a lots of things to be said about religion.

Like it’s dangerous because it leads to extremism or it’s silly nonsense as there’s no such thing as a god & also it’s the brainwashing of the masses.

Now, you’re probably familiar with examples of how 2 major religions infiltrated the justice system with things like Islamic courts ordering hands of thieves being cut off or the witch hunts which were endorsed by the Catholic Church.

That’s not very civilised.

But in this case let’s turn our attention to good ol’ Judaism.

Yes Judaism, the way of the Jews that eventually inspired not only Christianity but also Islam.

Now, I’m no expert on Judaism but in all of the centuries that it’s been around, it too is no doubt guilty of similar types of uncivilised acts of justice.

Take for example a rabbinical court in the neighbourhood of Mea Shearim, Israel.

Apparently, it recently ordered a stoning.

Not of a man or of a woman but oddly enough the stoning of a dog.

Now, I guess dogs could be considered to be bad or filthy things by God & thus orthodox rabbis would forbid them to be kept as pets or something.

However, the deciding factor here was that…



…the rabbis feared the dog contains the cursed spirit of a dead lawyer who once insulted them 😯



Thankfully, every dog has its day & so it managed to escape before the sentence could be carried out.

Never thought we’d get to the 10th entry but there you go…

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #9

November 2, 2010

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



In order to save lives, an EMT (Emergency Medical Technician AKA as an ambulance technician) is supposed to arrive at the scene of the emergency as soon possible, if not sooner.

I present you such an EMT, Owen McLauchlan who works in Moray, Scotland.

Owen has no doubt driven his ambulance many a times to those in dire need of medical assistance.

I present you such a person in need, Mandy Mathieson.

Mandy, a 33-year old accounts technician on her way to becoming an accountant, was found not breathing due to a heart attack.

Bobby Taylor, her life partner for 5 years now, placed the emergency call to get Mandy the medical help she desperately needed.

Then as he waited for that help, Bobby tried to resuscitate her.

It took more than 20 minutes for the ambulance to arrive which is quite a long time when every second counts.

& some time later a medical helicopter arrived as well.

But by then it was too late.

If only that first ambulance could have gotten there sooner, things might’ve turned out different for Mandy.

However, it wasn’t EMT Owen McLauchlan who drove up there that day.

Had he been able to, he would have arrived in less than 5 minutes but he couldn’t.

Because even though the initial emergency call was put through to him, Owen chose to ignore it…



…as he was on his break 😯



I guess every second does count when it’s your own free time.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #8

May 3, 2010

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Suppose you’re famous.

& on a certain beautiful day in March you make a little mistake.

Like any & all mistakes, you don’t mean for it to happen but happen it does.

Now, seeing as you’re famous this might mean serious career trouble for you but thankfully it doesn’t come that.

& since this all happened way back in 1977, it’s in the past & you try to live your life as best as you can.

That is until someone comes up & dares to confront you with this tiny mistake you made so many many years ago.

Would you like it if people kept bothering you about something you did over 30 years ago ?

I think not.

Why, you’d probably get upset & start to feel bad.

Guess how Roman Polanski feels ?

He drugged & raped a 13 year old girl & later fled the USA to avoid being sentenced & people still haven’t let him off the hook for it.

After years of basically being on the run from the law, he was finally arrested in September of 2009 & got sent home to his luxurious Swiss Alps chalet & was later put under house arrest.

The psychological scars of this decades long ordeal must’ve really bothered him as he finally broke his months of silence & said that…



…the US only wants to bring him in for the sake of publicity 😯


“I can no longer remain silent because the United States continues to demand my extradition more to serve me on a platter to the media of the world than to pronounce a judgment concerning which an agreement was reached 33 years ago.”



Well, I guess it’s nice to know all these events have not diminished his sense of imagination… or increased his sense of culpability.



& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.



I'd Like All The Hot 13 Year Old Girls On The Left Please !




There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #7

September 22, 2009

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Imagine for a moment… you have a child.

Could be a little boy, could be a little girl but whatever it is & no matter how cute, you have to give it up.

For adoption that is.

The years pass but you still think of your child every single day.

You ask yourself the same questions over & over.

What is s/he doing now ?

Is s/he happy ?“.

What does s/he look like ?

This is basically what happened to an American woman, who back in her 20’s put her own son up for adoption.

But that’s not the end of our tale.

For you see, this woman was clever.

How clever ?

So clever that even though more than 10 years had passed, she was still able to find her (teenage) son by using the I-net to track him down…



…& then proceeded to rape him 😯



That gives a whole new meaning to “motherly love”, doesn’t it ?

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #6

April 9, 2009

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.

Have you ever thought about what the I-net is used for ?

You can use it for e-mailing a relative for example.

Or for playing a game of chess with some stranger on the other side of the planet.

Some however use web search engines to look for pictures.

Special certain pictures.

Perhaps you do too.

Do you secretly download pics off Google ?

Pics no one else must see ?

Pics that others might not tolerate ?

Pics showing your object of desire ?

Pics of a sexy…



chair ?


No ?

A young & wild refrigerator perhaps ?

No ??

Ok, what about that global landmark the Eiffel Tower ?

No ???

Hmmm, I guess you’re not an OS then.



…an objectum-sexual 😯


& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.



True Love


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #5

February 18, 2009

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.

Once upon a time…

There was a nice man who lived in America called Muzzammil Hassan.

(Yes, he is muslim but that’s not really relevant)

He was so nice that when his wife, Aasiya Hassan, asked for a divorce because of physical abuse he murdered her by beheading her.

(Yes, she was muslim as well but again not really relevant)

So, not a very nice man after all, right ?

Welllll, he used to be.

Back in 2004 he was part of the effort to launch “Bridges TV”, the 1st English spoken muslim TV channel for North America.

See ? That was quite nice.

Bridges TV came about because following the events of September 2001 there was an increasing focus on fanatical/stereotypical Islam in US media.

The idea was to counter this with a more accurate portrayal.

Here’s a quote by the CEO of the channel:

Bridges TV gives American muslims a voice & will depict them in everyday, real life situations.”

Makes one wonder why Muzzammil Hassan couldn’t have been more like that nice CEO ?



they’re one & the same 😯



(Now that part really IS relevant but unfortunately many won’t see it that way)

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the despicable link o’ truth.

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #4

November 14, 2008

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.

Once upon a time…

there was this heroic young girl in Germany.

I say heroic because one day she saw a child of non-German descent being attacked by a group of neo-Nazis.

She tried to help the poor child but then the neo-Nazis turned the attack on her.

Like a roasted pig, she was carved in her thigh with the shape of a swastika.

What a brave girl ! So brave in fact that she was awarded with an award some months after.

Well, it was all made up.

Except for the swastika, it was really on her thigh as a wound.



self-inflicted wound that is 😯



& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the despicable link o’ truth.

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #3

April 18, 2008

Folks, I think I’m losing the battle here.

I really am.

There’s hardly any faith left from me for humanity.

“What happened ?” I hear you ask (although it could just be the voices in my head).

Well, if you really must know…

2 ladies in their seventies “befriended” homeless men only to murder them for money !

😯

Just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the link o’ truth.

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #2

January 25, 2008

Ok, I have no idea how I’m going to explain this new installment of “Sick Peeps”.

However, I aims to please me legion of fans so I’ll give it a go.

Imagine if you will, a short fan-fic about…

The Batman !

Cool right ?

[Lex Luthor]WRONG !!![/Lex Luthor]

From the get-go this (virtually) penned atrocity comes with a twist so improbable even my good pal M. Night Shyamalan would puke after reading it.

It’s called “Batman: Nemesis Fight” & it’s quite likely unlike any other story you have read before or will ever read from this moment on.

Oh, I hear your naïve thoughts: “How bad could it possibly be ?

Just try to think of an example & you’ll simply fail. Yes, for no one in their right mind could’ve written this.

As a matter of fact, it’s SO bad it’s good but again not like you’re expecting.

So go ahead & try it out. You’ve got nothing to lose & only something to gain here.

Like, for example, the story you’ll be able to tell your adopted grandkids right before you’re hauled off to wherever it is ol’ folks end up.

Here’s the link that once again will proveth the horrid truth…

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #1

December 25, 2007

Another day, another surf.

Looking for stuff*on the internet, I’ve come across a lot of vintage crap.

You know things that make you think things like “Holy Moley !” or “What if my boss sees this…” & the classic “ewww”.

So, having nothing else to do, I’ve decided that if & when I come across these things, I’ll post ’em right here.

YES ! You too will be able to expierence my virtual misadventures from now on…

Up first, it’s… well… uh…

Well, you know how some peeps like to make their own toys out of existing ones ? And you know the difference between the male body & the female body, right ?

Right ???

Well think again, spanky… think again REAL hard ’cause it’s all downhill from now on.

Don’t post I didn’t warn you…

wtf

😯

And in case you think I made it all up, the link that proveth the horrid truth…

http://www.katrinkinsler.de/objekte/Toys/indexshemen.htm

(*what I look for is my business thank you very much)