Posts Tagged ‘Taliban’

“Lala” Can’t Hear You !

October 18, 2012



You know, people in the media all make mistakes.

But whether mere silly or totally untrue, there’s a chance of it becoming such utter nonsense, that it’s no longer laughable & thus it becomes annoying.

& whenever these people are at the pinnacle of their stupidity, it makes me want to stick my indexfingers in my ears & go “La la la, I can’t hear youuu !” to drown out what they’re saying.



Recent example ?

The Pakistani… yeah, like there’s a real difference… Taliban AKA the TTP (that’s Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, not Taliban Toilet Paper, btw).

You know, the lovely bunch who shot that 14-year-old schoolgirl, Malala Yousafzai.



At 1st, the attack seemed nothing more than the usual behaviour of fanatical Muslim terrorists.

& after initial reports on what happened to Malala, we began getting updates on her health.

Well now, a few days later, there’s a… “different” side to the story.



We probably all thought her getting shot was for a variety of ignorant & idiotic “sinful” & un-Islamic reasons.

Like maybe her being female or possibly wanting an education or perhaps just for speaking out against the Taliban.

No no no, not the case at all.



According the Taliban themselves, via a spokesperson (bearded obviously), Malala was shot cuz… wait for it… wait for it…


“Taliban executed the attack on an adult girl only after she emerged as a pivotal character in the media war against us”



Attacked for being more popular than them… yeaaah, God may be omnipotent but it can’t hear that.






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Mu On Mo #37 – Nats In Ahgfa

September 10, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Was this really happening ?

Still dealing with emotional fallout of recent events, I got an invite.

It was for a presentation of a new horror comicbook featuring a story drawn by a friend.



It would happen with or without me.

I was supposed to meet up with my friend’s cousin to travel to this event together.

As he & his wife are busy busy busy, he wanted an earlier time than my current sleeping pattern allowed for.



What about what I want ?

So, we agreed I’d phone him ASAP after arriving there on my own.

In the early hours of that day, still awake, I found myself unmotivated to get started in any way.



Maybe I should’ve made an effort & said something.

By the time I arrived, it was 2 in the afternoon.

Unsure where my friend or his presentation was, I began to look around.



Was it always like this ?

The event was in full swing & there were lots of happy people around.

Looking, buying, sitting, eating, laughing, cosplaying, talking people.



Or am I deluding myself into beliefs ?

Despite this chaos of fun, I suddenly had a good idea where my friend might be & so finding him was easy after all.

Sitting behind a table at a booth with his bestie (the writer of this horror comic), he was drawing something.



Was this really happening ?

1 brief convo later, holding a complimentary horror comic in my hand, I mustered up whatever interest I had & looked around the various other booths there.

Suffice to say, I left pretty quickly thereafter & it was then I decided to take a taxicab back home.



The driver, a moustached fellow, was an Afghani somewhere in his late 50s.

About 5 minutes into an uneventful mostly quiet ride, he suddenly turned to me…

“Broken” but understandble, he asked me a question… Thé Question…



“How are you ?”

There was something quite unreal about having a man who’d studied economy, fled his war-torn country & now was trying to make ends meet as a taxi driver ask me such a question.

Which brings me to the song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“To me, this kind of feels like somebody who’s witnessed something horrible, and is trying to make it go away simply by effort of will. ‘I’m not here… This isn’t happening.’ Somebody in denial.”






This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.













From 2000, that was Radiohead – How To Disappear Completely.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Urine The Land Of Confusion

January 13, 2012



You know what I am today ?

Kinda confused.

You see, things aren’t adding up & when they don’t… it’s confusing.



There’s this “shocking” news item about some US marines apparently having urinated on dead Taliban fighters.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Taliban like terrorists as in EVIL bastards who deserve everything they’ve got coming to them for helping Osama Bin Laden, forcefully imposing sharia, hating women 24/7, destroying ancient works of art, the killing of innocents, etc ???

So, whether figurately or literally, when the Hell did it become a bad thing to take the piss out of such groups & their members ?



Now if these had been drug farmers civilians like from a nearby village or something, sure that’s wrong but apparently that’s not the case here.

So why is the USA being so apologetic about the whole affair & why are moderate Muslims, like President Karzai from Afghanistan for example, so upset by this ???

Confusing !



Well, to all of this I say urine on Al-Qaeda !

Wee on Hezbollah !

& shit on Boko Har… no wait, that’s dumping trouble not taking the piss, my mistake.

:mrgreen:






Muslim Terrorists Getting Pissed On


Unsolved Mystery… SOLVED !

August 17, 2009

Hi there.

Do you like unexplained phenomena ?

Yeah, I’ll bet you do.

@ 1 point or another, everyone will ponder about such things as the Loch Ness monster, UFOs & Mothman.



So for this entry, I’d like to write about a similar kind of mystery.

It’s 1 of those enigmas that you can’t stop wondering about.

Let me put it to you in the form of a question…



Have you ever wondered what’s under a burqa ?



Yeah, I’ll bet you have.

Go ahead & think about it right now…



Women wearing burqas



…well ?

No idea ?

You give up ?

Ok, I’ll tell you what’s underneath a burqa.

Why, another burqa of course !

:mrgreen:



But seriously, the mystery of whatever’s beneath this… clothing item might be solved thanks to a new law in Afghanistan of all places.

You see, earlier this year a law proposal came about that would give married men certain… rights.

Meant to govern family life, the law stated women (unless ill) were forced to **** their husbands every 4 days.

This then led to all sorts of protests in & outside of Afghanistan.

As for the reasons why your typical 9-year old Afghan female wouldn’t want to regularly **** her adoring husband, I can only speculate.

Ok, so maybe it turned all married women into potential rape victims but then again, no one ever said marriage was a slice of heaven.



Anyhoo, all that protesting eventually paid off & the law went back to the ol’ drawingboard for some reviewing.

& now it’s back. (YAY !)

New & improved, the law now states husbands may withhold food if their wives refuse to indulge their manly urges.

😯



So, by fulfilling his needs she’ll get paid for services rendered… with food.

A basic daily need in return for doing whatever it is he likes to do.

Now, let’s think about this for second, shall we ?

WTF ? This law actually turns a wife into your very own personal whore.

With laws like these, who needs the Taliban ?



But no need to worry, the law is only to help President Hamid Karzai win votes intended for the Shia minority, who make up about 10% of Afghanistan’s population.

As for all those women in the 90% of the population group, they can take it easy.

For now.

As a separate family law for them (the Sunni majority) is now also being drawn up.



Anyways, back to the matter @ hand.

What is under a burqa ?” you ask ?

Very thin women. 😦



Got Food ?


Obama Vs Osama – The Beginning

January 20, 2009

Barack Obama won the election but long before Inauguration Day (January 20 2009) he started talking about the “War On Terror“…

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During his victory speech a few hours after having defeated John McCain:

To those who would tear the world down, we will defeat you !

To those who seek peace & security, we support you !

& to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright tonight we’ve proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth but from the enduring power of our ideals…

Democracy ! Liberty ! Opportunity ! & Unyielding Hope !

During his first official news conference some days after his election victory:

Iran’s development of a nuclear weapon, I believe is unacceptable and we have to mount an international effort to prevent that from happening.

Iran’s support of terrorist organisations, I think, is something that needs to cease.

During his “60 Minutes” interview some 2 weeks after Election Day:

I’ve said repeatedly that I intend to close Guantanamo. & I will follow through on that.

I’ve said repeatedly that America doen’t torture. & I’m gonna make sure that we don’t torture.

Also during that “60 Minutes” interview:

I think it is a top priority for us to stamp out al-Qaeda once & for all.

& I think capturing or killing Bin Laden is a critical aspect of stamping out al-Qaeda. He is not just a symbol, he’s also the operational leader of an organisation that is planning attacks against US targets.

During his “This Week” interview in January 2009:

Well, I think that Iran is going to be one of our biggest challenges. And as I said during the campaign, you know, we have a situation in which not only is Iran exporting terrorism through Hamas, through Hezbollah, but they are pursuing a nuclear weapon that could potentially trigger a nuclear arms race in the Middle East.

& we are going to have to take a new approach. & I’ve outlined my belief that engagement is the place to start. That the international community is going to be taking cues from us in how we want to approach Iran.

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Interesting but the real battle starts today.

baracko


So let this presidency filled with promises of change commence…