Posts Tagged ‘Switzerland’

There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #8

May 3, 2010

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



Suppose you’re famous.

& on a certain beautiful day in March you make a little mistake.

Like any & all mistakes, you don’t mean for it to happen but happen it does.

Now, seeing as you’re famous this might mean serious career trouble for you but thankfully it doesn’t come that.

& since this all happened way back in 1977, it’s in the past & you try to live your life as best as you can.

That is until someone comes up & dares to confront you with this tiny mistake you made so many many years ago.

Would you like it if people kept bothering you about something you did over 30 years ago ?

I think not.

Why, you’d probably get upset & start to feel bad.

Guess how Roman Polanski feels ?

He drugged & raped a 13 year old girl & later fled the USA to avoid being sentenced & people still haven’t let him off the hook for it.

After years of basically being on the run from the law, he was finally arrested in September of 2009 & got sent home to his luxurious Swiss Alps chalet & was later put under house arrest.

The psychological scars of this decades long ordeal must’ve really bothered him as he finally broke his months of silence & said that…



…the US only wants to bring him in for the sake of publicity 😯


“I can no longer remain silent because the United States continues to demand my extradition more to serve me on a platter to the media of the world than to pronounce a judgment concerning which an agreement was reached 33 years ago.”



Well, I guess it’s nice to know all these events have not diminished his sense of imagination… or increased his sense of culpability.



& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.



I'd Like All The Hot 13 Year Old Girls On The Left Please !




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No Chocolate For You !

February 26, 2010


Question: How do you celebrate the birthday of the founder of a major world religion ?

Well, I suppose there are many appropriate ways you could do this.

For example, you could give a hopeful speech just like President Obama does.


But in the case of Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi, or as I like to call him “Crazy Uncle Mo”, the birthday of the final prophet was marked by…

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

…declaring holy war.

On the West.


Rambling like Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi, Uncle Mo said the following:

“Let us wage jihad against Switzerland, Zionism and foreign aggression.”

& also…

“Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against Muhammad, Allah and the Qur’an.”



…Uncle Mo, does that include Muslims eating that deliciously tasty Swiss milk chocolate ?


But seriously, I can imagine how these statements might seem like serious fighting words to untrained eye.

But it’s nothing like that.

Uncle Mo is only taking revenge for the arrest of his wife & son in Switzerland coming to the aid of those poor 4 minarets in Switzerland.

It’s not like he has a hidden agenda here.


& even in the event of World War III, there’s no need to worry about this folks !

As Uncle Mo forgot 1 crucial thing here.

The Swiss do whatever they want because they have…

NEUTRALITY !


Source: Who knew Crazy Uncle Mo had a hatred for chocolate ?

The Swiss Are Coming !

November 29, 2009

Perhaps you recall a previous post where we talked about Crazy Uncle Mo & his even crazier scheme to convert hot women non-Muslims to Islam ?

His 1st stop was Rome, Italy.

It should have been Zurich, Switzerland.



But… it’s too late now.

For the Swiss people have spoken & now a majority supports a ban on… minarets (you know, those long thingies beside a mosque).

Life must sure be tough over in Switzerland where, apparently, there are as many as FOUR whole minarets.

Yes, 4 of them.

Can you even imagine that level of daily horror ?

No wonder the Swiss People’s Party held a referendum.



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative


& as plans go, this one of course is brilliant.

It’ll teach al-Qaeda a lesson they’ll never forget !

Why, I can almost see the poor bastards already…



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative


So, evildoers all over the world beware !

Because the Swiss are coming & your religion will be next…


Nobel Neutrality

October 10, 2009

Seems Prez Obama won himself a lil’ Nobel Peace Prize today.

Aw, that’s nice.

I mean, how many people can claim they’ve won a prize for achieving absolutely nothing ?

*pause for laughter*

…no, the mentally retarded do not count.

*pause for more laughter*



Anyhoo, all this has made me think of Switzerland.

Good ol’ Switzerland. The land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks, knives, music boxes & of course neutrality.

Yes, the wonderful neutrality of the Swiss.

I wonder if there’s something… anything on this planet that would make the Swiss think twice about their policy ?

Anything at all.

Hmmm…



I mean back during WW II their attitude was all like…

Fight Hitler ? Who ? Us ??? LOL ! No, no. We are neutral.”

A World War was being fought out between the forces for Good & the forces for Evil & yet they didn’t budge.

& I’ll bet if Germany had won, they would’ve respected that neutrality.

But back to the question at hand.

…nope, try as I might, I can’t think of a single damn thing that the Swiss would perceive as big enough of a threat to make them change tactics & finally take a stand.



Switzerland's Minaret Initiative



Perhaps they’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize next ?

*pause for yet more laughter*