Weapons Of Mass Destruction FOUND !

Ok, let’s go…

Show the WMDs.

Now, don’t hold out…

Show me the WMDs !

C’mon, enough already…

Show me the effing WMDs !!!



Actually they haven’t been found.

At all.

“Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found !” is what we wanted to hear, read & talk about in the days, weeks & months following the US invasion of Iraq.

Instead, it’s 7 whole years later & where are the WMDs ?

Yes, the US campaign in Iraq began on the 20th of March 2003 & to this very day, not a single trace of these biological, chemical & nuclear weapons has turned up.



They managed to find Saddam Hussein, so why not these dangerous WMDs ?

These things are as hard to find as… well… Osama.

In fact, they’re so hard to find that I’m starting to think Bin Laden himself took them all & hid them in his cave apartment.

Yeah, that makes sense.



But we cannot give up hope of finding these WMDs.

Because if we do, the terrorists will have won !

Let u.s. keep looking for all those lost Weapons Of Mass Deception out there & bring them in so our little Johhnies & little Suzies can sleep safely at night.

It’s the right thing to do !

Have You Seen Me ? For That Matter Has Anyone ?? Am I Real ???