Posts Tagged ‘Season 8’

The FINAL Day… In Quotes 3/6

May 12, 2010



Evil Hates Jack



Seeing as clueless-about-next-season-writers are forcing our favourite Counter-Terrorism Agent into an early retirement from weekly TV programming, let’s make the most out of the little time we have left with him by taking a closer look at the last 6 episodes of the groundbreaking series 24…



The following web log entry takes place between the time you start reading & the time it takes you to finish it.

CTU mole shenanigans occur in real time.

It’s 12:00 PM



#01
Shot twice at close range, lot of powder residue around one of the entries, like an execution.

#02
He’s my fiancĂ© & I told you to leave him out of this.

#03
Bauer killed her.

#04
Something is seriously wrong here.

#05
All the police scanners are talking about you.

#06
Came in a month ago on a diplomatic visa.

#07
It explains everything that happened in the last 24 hours.

#08
So you’re a part of the cover-up ?

#09
Rumor has it she was also his mistress.

#10
The program hit on keywords “Hassan”, “nuclear”, “Bauer” but all three have been in the news in the last few hours.

#11
They’re outside of CTU & they’re all completely masked.

#12
Hey, what Jack says & what he does are 2 very different things.

#13
There are no good guys here.

#14
Are you all right, Madam President ?

#15
I think the time has come for you to distance yourself from this mess.

#16
Go to hell.
– You first.

#17
She died in agony, which is exactly what I’m gonna make you do unless you tell me what I want to know.

#18
Please… please, you’ve got to stop him. Please.

#19
Bauer’s armed & extremely dangerous, so if you don’t want to end up like these people, shoot on sight.

#20
You people are so stupid.

#21
I want the name of the person who gave the order to pull the trigger !

#22
Damn it !

#23
You dumb bastard, you swallowed it.

#24
This is for my friend.



Evil Hates Jack


The FINAL Day… In Quotes 2/6

May 5, 2010



Evil Hates Jack



Seeing as Times Square being saved by an ordinary guy is forcing our favourite Counter-Terrorism Agent into an early retirement from weekly TV programming, let’s make the most out of the little time we have left with him by taking a closer look at the last 6 episodes of the groundbreaking series 24…



The following web log entry takes place between the time you start reading & the time it takes you to finish it.

Grammatical faults occur in real time.

It’s 11:00 AM



#01
My husband wasn’t perfect.

#02
What a magnificent woman.

#03
Seven, six…

#04
Bring it on, you son of a bitch.

#05
It’s Chloe.

#06
I’ve known Jack for a long time & I’ve never seen him like this.

#07
She has no idea.

#08
Move ! Move !

#09
He’s been two steps ahead of me the whole time.

#10
I was in a CTU holding cell !

#11
This isn’t about the truth, Cole. It’s about revenge !

#12
Your note also mentioned Charles Logan.

#13
Madam President, the important thing is not to panic.

#14
Pick up the damn phone.

#15
You have recast yourself as the great peacemaker.

#16
But I know Bauer. & I can promise you, he will never let this go.

#17
I know you hate me right now but I don’t really believe you want to see me executed.

#18
You really believe Jack Bauer wants to trust some toothless
international tribunal to mete out the justice to people who killed [SPOILER] ?

#19
Now that this is all over, you deserve to hear the truth.

#20
It was a lie from the beginning.

#21
Having trouble getting the CTU comm protocols to work.

#22
Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance now.

#23
Jack, we can make a deal.

#24
Nothing.



Evil Hates Jack


The FINAL Day… In Quotes 1/6

April 28, 2010



Evil Hates Jack



Seeing as soaring production costs are forcing our favourite Counter-Terrorism Agent into an early retirement from weekly TV programming, let’s make the most out of the little time we have left with him by taking a closer look at the last 6 episodes of the groundbreaking series 24…



The following web log entry takes place between the time you start reading & the time it takes you to finish it.

Spelling errors occur in real time.

It’s 10:00 AM



#01
What the hell is Jack doing ?

#02
You crossed a line, Madam President.

#03
Even if they do, the evidence is still out there.

#04
I expected more of a fight from you.

#05
Hope that she’ll forgive me for keeping the truth from her.

#06
No, it’s the President who’s lying.

#07
What’d you do this time, Jack ?

#08
We can make it look like the prisoner was killed while she was trying to escape.

#09
Chloe, what the hell is going on ?

#10
Where’s Bauer ?

#11
Please, they’re gonna kill me. Chloe…

#12
I’m under presidential orders.

#13
The target is Jack Bauer.

#14
They’re afraid of what I’m gonna do.

#15
How far are you willing to go to protect this lie ?

#16
Some people are so invested in their fear and hatred that peace is the most threatening thing they can imagine.

#17
Son of a bitch.

#18
Put your weapons down now !

#19
We’ve got Jack. He’s locked down.

#20
I know I should feel relieved, but I just feel worse.

#21
You got a decision to make.

#22
She’s smart. She’s smarter than either of us ever gave her credit for.

#23
Stop this cover-up before it’s too late.

#24
She’s finally got some teeth.



Evil Hates Jack