The NRA, in the form of their executive vice president, Wayne LaPierre, has finally spoken out on what to do regarding guns in the USA…
“The truth is, that our society is populated by an unknown number of genuine monsters. People that are so deranged, so evil, so possessed by voices and driven by demons, that no sane person can every possibly comprehend them. They walk among us every single day…”
…wait, did he just describe his own organisation ???
Anyhoo, LaPierre went on…
“How many more copycats are waiting in the wings for their moment of fame from a national media machine that rewards them with wall-to-wall attention and a sense of identity that they crave, while provoking others to try to make their mark.”
“A dozen more killers, a hundred more?”
…doesn’t the NRA have like 4 million members ???
Anyway, LaPistol went on…
“How can we possibly even guess how many, given our nation’s refusal to create an active national database of the mentally ill?”
…don’t you have a list somewhere of those 4 million members ???
Anyhow, LaPiece went on…
“& here’s another dirty little truth that the media try their best to conceal. There exists in this country, sadly, a callous, corrupt and corrupting shadow industry that sells and stows violence against its own people.”
…I thought the media had openly reported on the NRA lobby in Washington ???
In any case, LaPeashooter went on…
“1,000 music videos & you all know this, portray life as a joke & they play murder — portray murder as a way of life. & then they all have the nerve to call it entertainment.”
…music vids kill people ? But I thought “people killed people” ???
Anyways, LaPutz went on…
“Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?”
…I thought porn depicted sex thingies ? Sooo, sex kills people ???
Nevertheless, LaUzi went on…
“Rather than face — rather than face their own moral failings the media demonize lawful gun owners, amplify their cries for more laws, and fill the national media with misinformation and dishonest thinking that only delay meaningful action, and all but guarantee that the next atrocity is only a news cycle away.”
…the national media kills people ???
Odd & yet, LaMurderweapon went on…
“As brave & heroic & as self-sacrificing as those teachers were in those classrooms & as prompt & professional and well- trained as those police were when they responded, they were unable — through no fault of their own, unable to stop it.
As parents we do everything we can to keep our children safe. It’s now time for us to assume responsibility for our schools. The only way — the only way to stop a monster from killing our kids is to be personally involved & invested in a plan of absolute protection.”
…absolute protection ? Sooo, gun free schools kill people ???
But LaIdiot went on still…
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
…he wants a “good” guy to shoot him ???
Oookaaaaay… well, there you have it folks, it’s not guns nor is it the NRA’s fault those 20 kids are dead & it obviously never was.
Nope, instead it’s things like gun free schools, the national media, teachers, gunless good guys, countless music vids, porn & people with mental health issues.
Basically, just about anyone & anything that’s not a member of the good ole pro-gun NRA has blood on their hands… well, that makes perfect sense.