Posts Tagged ‘Mitt Romney’

Mu On Mo #45 – At Twilight’s Last Gleaming

November 5, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Mr President ?

I know you’re there, I mean how could you not read this blog ?

Anyhoo, I have something I want to say.



It’s about the election.

The country’s divided along party & ideological lines like never before.

It looks bad.



In such a polarised socio-political climate, I’ll wish any victor the best of luck.

But this is not about that.

It’s about you losing.



Cuz there’s a chance of that now.

So, if for some reason, whatever the reason, you fail to win.

& don’t get re-elected, I just want to say…



…it’s ok, Mr President.

Cuz while some mockingly called you a Messiah & others gladly believed it, you’ve never been more than a man who did nevertheless perform certain miracles.

You worked hard, Mr President, so so hard & it shows in your tired face & greying hair.



So, should you lose… it’s ok.

You achieved & for that you’ll be reviled by your foes & remembered fondly by your supporters.

But just between the 2 of us, kick Mittens’ white ass as you listen to a patriotic song that got the following comment on YouTube…





“My God hearing her voice is like listening to an angel! She is was truly blessed with a great talent!”






?

& just how do you know how the voice of mythical being sounds like, hmmm ???

Anyhoo, here comes the talent…













For the election, that was Whitney Houston – The Battle Hymn Of The Republic.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around, right, Mr President ?


Search Engine Terms – We Hold This Truth To Be Self-Evident…

September 25, 2012



Ever since this crazy web log started, there’s been an increase in traffic.

& with that, come certain… colourful types of search engine terms visitors use.

But unlike with earlier BISHFWILF posts, some actually are pretty obvious, like today’s top term…






Dirty Hoe






Myes… myes, so much truth that there’s not much to add, really.

But seriously, if only Mittens was honest… he might win, you know ?

Yeah right, HAHAHA… oops, I meant “Ho ho ho” :mrgreen:






Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


Cock……. Up! (That Means Mistake)

August 4, 2012



It seems some folks believe Mitt Romney’s gonna whoop Obama in the upcoming elections.

But to do just that, he’s gonna need all the help he can get because cool people like George Clooney support the Prez.

Well, the Mittster now has that help…



No, not Clint Eastwood but rather Jenna Jameson has come out in support of Mitt Romney.

Yes, porn star Jenna.

Here’s how she put it…


“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”



I’m sure Mitt’s glad you said that, Jenna.

An endorsement of a guy who’ll screw millions of people once he’s in office while being a whore to the far Right by a whore-ish gal who made millions by screwing in some office set.

Poetic.



Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed



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The Next President Of The United States…

July 26, 2012



You know, a lot of people say they have no idea who he is.

Or that they haven’t got a clue what he stands for.

Mitt Romney, quite the enigma.



Until now.

After the recent Aurora cinema shooting, some people dared to question guns.

The Mittster of course responded to that & here’s how he put it…


“But I don’t happen to believe that America needs new gun laws. A lot of what this young man did was clearly against the law.”

“But the fact that it was against the law did not prevent it from happening.”

“…we can sometimes hope that just changing the law will make all bad things go away. It won’t. Changing the heart of the American people may well be what’s essential, to improve the lots of the American people.”



Sooo… if something awful happens, a top level politician like the president of the US need not even bother adapting/introducing laws ?

It’s people themselves, they should… sort it out… somehow by… “changing”, oh yeah, that makes sense.

Vote Mitt Romney, the next president.



Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed