It’s here ? Already ???
Holy crap !
Ok, don’t blink now ’cause this is it !
That which we’ve all been dreading for so many years now…
Yes, it’s thé Big One.
The end… of everything !
Quite soon, possibly right now as you’re reading this, Creation itself will begin to cease its existence.
For the coming of Nibiru is near…
Woe is us !
There is hope though.
It will take courage but if you’re willing to go on a journey to your friendly neighbourhood New Age shop, you’ll find the answers to your salvation for only $19.99 there, as this is…
*(Cue ominous music that chills your spine)