Posts Tagged ‘Jesus’

Holly Jolly

December 25, 2012



Has beard.

Performs miracles.

&… doesn’t exist.



You know who I refer to.

It’s his day after all.

So, deal with it already !






Santa Baby






Merry X-Mas.


Mu On Mo #22 – Heros Divinus, Ex Improviso !

May 28, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Deadline ? Looming !

Results ? None presently !!

Stresslevels ? Through the roof !!!



You know, for something that’s supposed to soothe the soul this current superhero themed Mu On Mo is the exact opposite.

Damn you, billboard.com, damn you for that “article” of yours using not just a handful of superhero songs but fifteen of them.

*sigh* …welcome to this unlikely & sofar not so super 4th part of May’s super Mu On Mo.



Looking back, these past 3 mondays were… inspired to say the least but very very very hard to figure out.

With billboard.com forcing my hand, it’s safe to say the choices I made during the past 3 weeks would have been different.

All that improvising, it’s almost like a continuation of the previous Jazz theme.



But billboard.com or no billboard.com, perhaps this attempt of mine was doomed from the start anyway ?

I mean, don’t all these superhero thingies come in threes, like trilogies & such ?

…hmmm, maybe this is how Christopher Reeve felt after trying his hand at Superman IV: The Quest For Peace ?



Sure could use a little bit of that right now.

Peace of mind that is.

I’ve come sooo far & I’m sooo close, should I… can I give up now ?



3 creative updates in a row, that makes a pretty good run.

Yes… yes, ok… I guess that’s it then.

…WHAT THE HELL AM I TYPING ???



Those bastards at billboard.com are Evil !

I don’t wanna quit, I can’t quit, I won’t quit !!

Ok, if the past 3 updates like The Powerpuff Girls, Sunshine Superman & Beautiful (May)Day were all based on what they didn’t include in their hellish list, then I…



Evil ?

Hellish ??

This has been my darkest hour yet… but it’s always darkest before the dawn… because it’s then, during such darkness, that the light shines the brightest !



Can it be that they forgot about the ultimate superhero ?

So, yet another omission, eh ?

Let’s see… he cannot die, he levitates, has healing powers & a dad more powerful than Odin…. why, it’s PERFECT !



Billboard.com, thy wicked article is cast back into the lake of fire from whence it came from.

But not by me though, no by the superhero standing with me in this battle against your Evil.

A superhero who has had many songs written about him, 1 of which is a vid which got the following comment on YouTube…





“jesus f***ing christ!”






That’s just horrible !

Not because it’s blasphemy but because it’s a spoiler.

Save your soul & enjoy this song about the ultimate superhero…













From the divine 90s, that was Genesis – Jesus He Knows Me.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Signs Of 2012…

December 28, 2011



Sign #664

God’s chosen people prohibited from segregating women on account of them all being harlots ?

CHECK !



Seriously, what is it with this hate, people ?

First the Egyptians, then the Romans, the Nazis, Muslims & now the Israelis too ???

Leave fanatical Jews alone !



They’ve enough problems as it is.

No, not because they killed Jesus.

But regarding reality… & grasping it.


Supreme Surprise

December 19, 2011



Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Il… dead ???

Whoa ! A gift from North Korea instead of the North Pole ?

This news is so unexpected that I feel… I-I think I feel …I feel a song coming on…



Have a holly jolly Christmas !

♪♫ It’s the best time of the year !

♪♫♪ I don’t know if there’ll be snow… but have a cup o’ cheer !



*ahem*

But seriously, this whole 2011 thing’s been pretty bad for dictators & others of their ilk.

& even though each removal from power was like 1 Christmas miracle after the other, Christmas itself is not here… yet.



So, could more of these miracles be just around the corner ?

& if so, who’s next ?

Is there anyone left ?



Pope Benedict XVI ? Hmmm, he was elected but his organisation isn’t very big on gay people on account of them being sexual deviants & yet molesting kids is ok somehow.

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia ? Hmmm, he’s not very big on women driving but then again women are pretty bad behind the wheel.

Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus ? Hmmm, he’s kinda unknown but nonetheless very evil… I think.



Oh, just kill all of them Jesus.

KILL ALL OF THEM & GIVE US WORLD PEACE !!!

…well, I mean they do say X-Mas time is the time for giving, right ?