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Search Engine Terms – We Hold This Truth To Be Self-Evident…

September 25, 2012



Ever since this crazy web log started, there’s been an increase in traffic.

& with that, come certain… colourful types of search engine terms visitors use.

But unlike with earlier BISHFWILF posts, some actually are pretty obvious, like today’s top term…






Dirty Hoe






Myes… myes, so much truth that there’s not much to add, really.

But seriously, if only Mittens was honest… he might win, you know ?

Yeah right, HAHAHA… oops, I meant “Ho ho ho” :mrgreen:






Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


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BISHFWILF #3

April 1, 2011



When it comes to visitors, X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page has several a day & they come & go.

But sometimes, just sometimes, someone arrives here looking for things of a more… unusual nature.

This is: “But I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.



It may be April Fools’ Day but I still have to run this web log.

& that means, among other things, checking the statistics.

There I noticed an unusual search engine term had led not 1 but 2 people here.



“CGI Tease Uncle”



…oookay, WTF is cgi tease uncle ???



Crappy computer FX that annoy your uncle ?

A digital version of your uncle ridiculing you everywhere you surf to ?

Some sort of computer program that shows you your uncle “teasing” you across the viewcreen & was probably meant for your aunt’s eyes only ?



I really have no idea.

But do I even want to know ?

Weeelllll, probably not… but hey, I’m still gonna Google it !



Before that though, let’s try to find the answer by other means.

Oh yesss, I’m going to ask… a random stranger !

Maybe he or she’ll know everything there is to know about “cgi tease uncle” & thus enlighten us with the answer we so desperately seek…



Asking About CGI Tease Uncle



How rude !

Well, I guess that means it’s Google time !

The #1 search engine will provide… an answer.



Asking About CGI Tease Uncle



Let’s see here…

An Uncle Sam rip-off, some Asian couple possibly reading a letter from relatives in Sendai, a woman happily doing… something to her breasts I guess & 2 drawings of Power Girl.

That does not spell “answer” to me.



How do these results relate to this web log ?

Why did not 1 but 2 people search for the same unusual term on the same day ??

Was it all just a big joke ???


BISHFWILF #2

December 7, 2010



Regarding visitors to X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page, people come & people go.

But sometimes, just sometimes, someone arrives here looking for things of a more… unusual nature.

This is: “But I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.



Going over this web log’s statistics, I noticed an unusual search engine term had lead not 1 but 2 people here recently.

That’s good news but also a bit weird as how did 2 different people come up with the same unusual term ?

What unusual search engine term did these persons type to get here you ask ?



“Slutty Krypton”



…ok, WTF is slutty krypton ???

A planet that was dressed like a cheap whore as it orbited a red star ?

A gas with no nobility ?

An exclamation Clark Kent utters every time Cat Grant walks past his desk ?



I really don’t know.

Do I want to know ?

Well, probably not… but hey, I’m still gonna Google it !



But before that, let’s try to find the answer by other means.

Yes, let us ask this question to… a random stranger.

Maybe they’ll know all that is to know about this “slutty krypton” & enlighten us with the answer…



Asking About Burqa Sex



Then again, perhaps not.

Very well, it’s Google time !

The #1 search engine will provide… an answer.



Asking About Burqa Sex



Hmmm.

A crappy made Batgirl costume, some sort of Halloween wallpaper & type of ski boot ???

Ok, those are pretty much all non-answers.



So, how do those Google results relate to this web log ?

Why did those 2 visitors get referred here in the 1st place ??

Will I ever find the answer I’m looking for ???


BISHFWILF #1

August 25, 2010



Regarding visitors, it’s normally Usualville here on X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page.

But sometimes, just sometimes, people arrive here looking for things of a more… unusual nature.

This is “But I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.



So, checking the statistics, I noticed a search engine had lead someone here today.

That’s good news but it involved an unusual term.

& what unusual search engine term did this person type to get here you ask ?



“Burqa Sex”



…ok, WTF is burqa sex ???

Penetrating the crap out of a sheet ?

Getting turned on by a piece of cloth ?

What the average Taliban thinks of every 7 seconds ?



I don’t know.

Do I want to know ?

Probably not… but hey, I’m still gonna Google it !



Before that, let’s try to find the answer by other means.

Yes, let us ask the question to… a random stranger.

Maybe they’ll know all that is to know about this “burqa sex” & enlighten us with the answer…



Asking About Burqa Sex



Then again, perhaps not.

Ok, Google it is !

The #1 search engine will provide… an answer.



Asking About Burqa Sex



Ah… uh… hmmm… that’s not much of an answer.



How do those Google results relate to this web log ?

Why did the visitor get referred here in the 1st place ??

Will I ever find the answer I’m looking for ???