Mu On Mo #43 – Full Of Sound & Fury

October 22, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Got some advice recently.

From a friend who told me the following…

A tale told by an idiot, signifies nothing !



This is totally & utterly true.

& therefore, it’s pointless trying to find any worth in such tales.

As I’m most grateful for this sound advice, here’s a song that goes with that IMO & it got the following comment on YouTube…





“DON’T YOU FORGET!!!”






I’ll try 🙂

Probably hard with so many idiots around.

But I’ll try, my friend, I’ll try & thank you…













From the full of sounds 80’s, that was Talk Talk – It’s My Life.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we remember.


“Lala” Can’t Hear You !

October 18, 2012



You know, people in the media all make mistakes.

But whether mere silly or totally untrue, there’s a chance of it becoming such utter nonsense, that it’s no longer laughable & thus it becomes annoying.

& whenever these people are at the pinnacle of their stupidity, it makes me want to stick my indexfingers in my ears & go “La la la, I can’t hear youuu !” to drown out what they’re saying.



Recent example ?

The Pakistani… yeah, like there’s a real difference… Taliban AKA the TTP (that’s Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, not Taliban Toilet Paper, btw).

You know, the lovely bunch who shot that 14-year-old schoolgirl, Malala Yousafzai.



At 1st, the attack seemed nothing more than the usual behaviour of fanatical Muslim terrorists.

& after initial reports on what happened to Malala, we began getting updates on her health.

Well now, a few days later, there’s a… “different” side to the story.



We probably all thought her getting shot was for a variety of ignorant & idiotic “sinful” & un-Islamic reasons.

Like maybe her being female or possibly wanting an education or perhaps just for speaking out against the Taliban.

No no no, not the case at all.



According the Taliban themselves, via a spokesperson (bearded obviously), Malala was shot cuz… wait for it… wait for it…


“Taliban executed the attack on an adult girl only after she emerged as a pivotal character in the media war against us”



Attacked for being more popular than them… yeaaah, God may be omnipotent but it can’t hear that.






Source


Mu On Mo #42 – Post-Illusion Lies The Connection

October 15, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Hello there, I’m half-asleep as I type this but for this week’s entry, I’d like to talk about something personal.

Something that’s been going on for some time now… trouble.

Something of a strained relationship between my oldest friend & me.



Take yesterday, for example.

We had a phonecall & in some ways, it seemed (IMO) to be the latest chapter of this longrunning anti-saga.

Until, sometime later, it happened.



My friend mentioned having been emotionally down a while ago.

This info being new/unknown to me, it led to all sorts of wondering on my part.

Which meant that the background feeling of conflict disappeared like an illusion of sorts & left only the important part & that (along with other reasons) makes it go well with a song that got the following comment on YouTube…





“Who said it was a kids song?”






Hm, while there’s nothing wrong with that if it were 1, that’s so not the case.

This song has nothing to hide, in fact it’s probably magic.

To the lovers, my friend & me…













From a special place, that was Kermit The Frog – Rainbow Connection.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Mu On Mo #41 – :)

October 8, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



It’s cold outside.

There’s no kind of atmosphere.

I’m all alone, more or less…



No, not how I’m doing.

But rather lyrics.

About a mutated cat, a mechanoid, a hologram & the last remaining human.



Oh sure, there’s still terrorists, Republicans & other sick people out there.

But gosh darnit, I feel happy !

& with that goes a crazy song that got the following comment on YouTube…





“The King of the potatoe people demanded I watch this!”






Potato people, you say ?

Myes… myes… *strokes chin*

Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast…













From millions of years into the future, the end theme to Red Dwarf composed by Howard Goodall.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Smeggin’ Hell: RD-X !!!

October 4, 2012






Red Dwarf Series X






Red Dwarf Series X






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Red Dwarf Series X






…fun fun fun in the sun sun sun ?

HELLZ YEAH !!!

*squeals with girlish delight multiple times over*


Mu On Mo #40 – Minds Immeasurably Superior To Ours

October 1, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



October.

That means 8th month… wait what ?!?

Anyhoo, with this comes the end of Summer & the start of Autumn.



Rainier days.

Darker days.

Colder days.



Streets full of brown/yellow leaves.

Radio broadcasts by Orson Welles telling of fire, death & destruction.

The ensuing panic reminds me of a song that got the following comment on YouTube…





“My mother’s funeral song..

She’s not dead yet, it just makes me think about how much i appreciate her.”






…um, ok.

Normally, I’d advice you to get your mental health checked but kinda busy now.

Hiding from 3-legged alien fighting machines…













From across the gulf of space, that was Justin Hayward – Forever Autumn.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Search Engine Terms – We Hold This Truth To Be Self-Evident…

September 25, 2012



Ever since this crazy web log started, there’s been an increase in traffic.

& with that, come certain… colourful types of search engine terms visitors use.

But unlike with earlier BISHFWILF posts, some actually are pretty obvious, like today’s top term…






Dirty Hoe






Myes… myes, so much truth that there’s not much to add, really.

But seriously, if only Mittens was honest… he might win, you know ?

Yeah right, HAHAHA… oops, I meant “Ho ho ho” :mrgreen:






Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan Revealed


Mu On Mo #39 – Now It’s Time To Say Good Night

September 24, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



…so, that bad time I went through ?

Going by feelings …still sorta kinda here.

It’s not around as often as before but still intense when it is.



I coped by lots & lots of diversion.

I coped by just letting it be.

I coped by friends.



It was hard to tell them, especially since reactions of total strangers (yes, I bothered those too), while diverse, weren’t all very positive.

Going by what most such others told me, it’s “creepy”, “weird”, “gay”, “pervy”, “worrying”, etc etc etc.

Being judged by other people’s standards when you’re emotionally drowning = not a big help.



Anyhoo, I got by with a lil’ help from my friends.

& since this whole thing’s been (directly & indirectly) about things like friendship & feelings of, I figured I’d use that today & thus end September with a certain song.

A song that not only reflects on such themes but also a song that marks the 4th part of a certain unofficial long running Mu On Mo theme (see Mu On Mu #02, #09 & #27) & a song that got the following (partial) comment on YouTube…





“…but one thing you can’t judge is love…”






I wish that were true, as lots of people have done just that throughout history.

Which is weird cuz love (whether platonic or romantic), is something we all want & all you need.

Enjoy…













From 2003, that was Ringo Starr – Never Without You.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


A Rod For Da Pussy

September 23, 2012



Inflatable, lightweight yet solid.

Hmmm, at 5 & half inches it’s not as long as I’d hoped it would be but on the other hand it does have a strap system to hold it in place when in use.

Also, it’ll be available early October 2012.



Good, good !

Just in time for that special lurve event…

World Animal Day, myes.






Uni-Cat






I like the part where it says “Cats love it !” right by the pic of a most “happy” looking feline.


Day Of WHAT ???

September 21, 2012



Oh, what’s this ?

Following days of violent unrest, the government of Pakistan has announced plans to combat this.

Friday, today, there is to be a special Day Of L… ha *ahem* a Day Of L… hah… hahaHAHA…



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*takes breath*



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*ahem*

…so, a Day Of Love, huh ?

Riiight, but if this fails though, what’s next ?



A Day Of Non-Violence ? A Day Of Normalcy ?? A Day Of Peace ???

…uh-oh, just thinking about that makes me feel another uncontrollable laughing urge coming on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…


Madness? This… Is… Déjà Vu !!!!!!!!!!

September 19, 2012



*sees news*

*checks calendar*

…November 2011, is that you ???



Either I’ve travelled back in time (without a DeLorean)…

or French mag “Charlie Hebdo” has published Muhammad cartoons, again.

But that’s ok folks, cuz this time things’ll go differently.



Yeah, this time fanatical Muslims’ll change their attitudes.

This time, it won’t be a problem.

This time, it’s ok.



Don’t we already know fanatical extremists are total insecure & immature douchenozzles by now ?!?!?

Doing the same thing over & over again but expecting a different outcome = insanity.

…so, what exactly is the point of publishing the cartoons now ???



It really feels like being stuck in an unending loop of madness…

“Madness ? This. Is. SPARTAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!”

Well, whaddaya know ? It wasn’t déjà vu after all but actual time travel… what a relief… my, you’re muscular…


Mu On Mo #38 – In A World Filled With The Likes Of You

September 17, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Muslims…

Jews…

Christians…



I really really really like how they all are better than all the non-believers.

Always showing that positive side of their beliefs.

How following apparently divine morals leads them to never being judgemental or violent but openminded & forgiving.



But mostly, it’s the obvious love they have for their fellow man that I can’t help but admire.

…myes.

This brings me to a song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“I love the vibe of this song. Very creepy and manipulative. Love it!”






Yeah, almost… strange even.

The total opposite of religion, of course.

Enjoy…













From the 60s, that was The Doors – People Are Strange.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Re: That Movie… Starring… A Donkey

September 13, 2012



EE AW ! EE AW !






US ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, dead cuz of a poorly acted movie… he had nothing to do with ???

Myes… myes… quite the drama. *leans back & strokes chin*

Looking into this matter for a possible post, the whole event seems a bit of a major clusterfuck as far as precise details go.



So much so, that I’m not even sure what to type…

Waaay too many questions surround this, for example… was this attack planned for 9/11 by terrorists ? When/how did the ambassador die ? Is Freedom Of Speech under threat in the Middle East yet again ? Who exactly is this “Sam Bacile” ? Why is the (YouTube) trailer over 13 minutes long ? Will that donkey appear in a Jesus movie next ? Etc.

WELL, THAT LEVEL OF UNCERTAINTY’S NOT GONNA MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING UPDATE, NOW IS IT ? (when in doubt, shout)



Indeed, too bad really.

Oh well, at least I tried, right ?

Hmmm… there is 1 thing I’m wondering about though…






Shrektacular !


Mu On Mo #37 – Nats In Ahgfa

September 10, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Was this really happening ?

Still dealing with emotional fallout of recent events, I got an invite.

It was for a presentation of a new horror comicbook featuring a story drawn by a friend.



It would happen with or without me.

I was supposed to meet up with my friend’s cousin to travel to this event together.

As he & his wife are busy busy busy, he wanted an earlier time than my current sleeping pattern allowed for.



What about what I want ?

So, we agreed I’d phone him ASAP after arriving there on my own.

In the early hours of that day, still awake, I found myself unmotivated to get started in any way.



Maybe I should’ve made an effort & said something.

By the time I arrived, it was 2 in the afternoon.

Unsure where my friend or his presentation was, I began to look around.



Was it always like this ?

The event was in full swing & there were lots of happy people around.

Looking, buying, sitting, eating, laughing, cosplaying, talking people.



Or am I deluding myself into beliefs ?

Despite this chaos of fun, I suddenly had a good idea where my friend might be & so finding him was easy after all.

Sitting behind a table at a booth with his bestie (the writer of this horror comic), he was drawing something.



Was this really happening ?

1 brief convo later, holding a complimentary horror comic in my hand, I mustered up whatever interest I had & looked around the various other booths there.

Suffice to say, I left pretty quickly thereafter & it was then I decided to take a taxicab back home.



The driver, a moustached fellow, was an Afghani somewhere in his late 50s.

About 5 minutes into an uneventful mostly quiet ride, he suddenly turned to me…

“Broken” but understandble, he asked me a question… Thé Question…



“How are you ?”

There was something quite unreal about having a man who’d studied economy, fled his war-torn country & now was trying to make ends meet as a taxi driver ask me such a question.

Which brings me to the song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“To me, this kind of feels like somebody who’s witnessed something horrible, and is trying to make it go away simply by effort of will. ‘I’m not here… This isn’t happening.’ Somebody in denial.”






This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.

This isn’t happening.













From 2000, that was Radiohead – How To Disappear Completely.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Mu On Mo #36 – The Dark Hound Rises

September 3, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Why so serious ?

Let’s put a smile on that face !

There’s an intense scene in “The Dark Knight” where The Joker says those 2 lines.



Well, after last week’s confession of sadness, I figured the opposite was needed.

Something fun !

This in the form of today’s song which got the following comment on YouTube…





“This video is great. I laugh everytime I watch it”






Indeed, so have I.

Major thanks to “AP” for linking me to it.

Why so serious indeed…













From the nonsensical I-net, that was… uh… “Dog” with Batman Theme originally composed by Neal Hefti.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

same bat-time, same bat-channel !


Mu On Mo #35 – The Confession

August 27, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Ok, let’s do this.

Last week (Monday 20th – Sunday 26) ?

Not very good 😦



I felt… bad, like seriously.

Didn’t eat well, slept worse & I must’ve cried like 16 times O_O

Came verrry close to phoning/e-mailing friends & telling them all about the details pounding my emotions.



However, I did not.

Which is ironic as last week’s Mu On Mo entry was on friendship.

I might still do a reveal of sorts but at the time, I had no idea how to tell them.



Also, I’d hoped it wasn’t as serious (it was).

Or that I’d find enough distraction to let time pass (not really).

Anyhoo, this… “Week From Hell” seems to be at an end (for now ?).



In a way I feel better & in another way, I feel worse.

I’d like to think whatever’s left, that it too shall pass.

Maybe not right away but eventually (?) & since I’ve made it sofar… well, here’s a song about just that, which got the following comment on YouTube…





“Comments are disabled for this video.”






I see.

Maybe no YouTube comments are needed.

I sorta kinda said what I wanted to, except, thanks Reginald & Bernie…













From the 80’s, that was Elton John – I’m Still Standing.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Mu On Mo #34 – Love Your Mates/Pals/Amigos

August 20, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Random day.

Certain place.

Sudden encounter.



Strangers ?

Lots & lots of questions.

Friends !



Sharing ideas.

Telling humour.

Having trust.



In Life, you meet many people.

& out of all of those, without warning, 1 will stand out.

Unfortunately, such a person cannot feel how Happy you are for knowing them.



Thankfully, you can always try to tell them.

So, if you’re reading this… yeah, you’re important to me.

& here’s a song about that, which got the following comment on YouTube…





“growing old sucks.”






I couldn’t disagree more.

For it takes a long time, to grow an old friend.

Enjoy this, it’s for you…













From 1995, that was Randy Newman – You’ve Got A Friend In Me.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still friends 😉


There’s Some Really Sick People In This Town #12

August 15, 2012

Welcome to another instalment of this irregular series of posts about that other side of humanity.



The other day, a pal o’ mine asked a question.

“Why aren’t any (more) posts on the topic of “women” ?”

Well, this here brand new update is all for youse, laddie…



Marriage.

AKA “that perfect day”, can be a stressful thing to go through.

With heaps & heaps of details to consider, plan & carry out, it’s no wonder things get a little hectic if not chaotic.

It’s the kind of pressure that Na Cola Darcel Franklin (a soon-to-be-bride from Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania) must’ve been dealing with.

After all, when you marry it’s supposed to be forever, right ?

& like so many of us for our weddings, she probably wanted to get things just right.

Unfortunately for her, whatever plans, hopes & dreams she had for this big day were all for naught as the whole thing was called off.

Very last moment too as it was on the day of the wedding, just some hours before the ceremony was supposed to take place.

The reason for this was Na Cola Darcel Franklin’s bridegroom & soon-to-be-husband, Billy Rafael Brewster.

Because after he said he wanted to go out to get some food for their guests…



…an argument arose & she stabbed him in the chest with a kitchen knife after which he bled to death 😯



Marriage.

It’s difficult enough when your soulmate’s alive, let alone when he’s dead.

& just in case you think I made it all up, here’s the odd link o’ truth.






I Love You... Until Death


Mu On Mo #33 – Ziz, Zat Eez Très Très (N)ice !

August 13, 2012



With a certain chance of us all dying a horrible death some time during this apocalyptic year, it’s better to focus elsewhere.

& to soothe the soul, what’s better than a few tunes ?

Here’s some Music On Monday…



Once upon a time…

…there was an awesome web log.

It had wonderful updates & yes, you guessed it by now, that blog…



…was not this blog. :mrgreen:

Despite that sudden harsh break, the reason for that fairytale-esque intro is me recently having listened to a different kind of Dubstep music.

The video, which reminded me of far away kingdoms, ice castles & princesses, got the following comment on YouTube…





“Now if only all dubstep was like that…”






Whaaaat ? No way !

If all Dubstep music was like that, it would get sooo boring.

So, enjoy this fairytale while it lasts because copycats will no doubt emerge…













With major thanks to “Ziz” for linking me to the song, that was Lindsey Stirling – Crystallize.

See you another time for more Music On Monday ?

…that’s if we’re still around.


Stop.Playing.With.IT. #01 – OMG !

August 11, 2012



?

Oh ! Uhhh, hello there.

I-I-I… didn’t expect you here today.



Because while I wish I had the usual fantastic post for you, I’m afraid there is none.

You see, I’ve been rather distracted lately because of…

…well uhhh, I’m sorta ashamed to type it really.



It’s filthy !

It’s disgusting !

It’s… a perversion.



It’s… it’s…

…it’s food. Yes, f-o-o-d.

FOOD !



Why is it perverse ?

Because it’s like totally the most pornographic thing ever.

EVER.



But don’t take my word for it.

No no no.

Just take a look below this & experience how sick food can be…






NSFW Food Porn



NSFW Food Porn



NSFW Food Porn






O_O

& now, if you’ll excuse me…

…I need a cold shower.