The Best Medicine



Whether it’s inside a fortified mansion or a cold damp cave, having to spend all of your time worrying you could be killed at any moment is not much of a way to fill your final years with.

Thus, Al-Qaeda’s former #2 man Ayman Al-Zawahiri AKA The Surgeon (creepy) has embarked on a new career.

Comedian.



His routine apparently involves him talking about his observations on his dead pal Osama Bin Laden but hey, don’t take my word for it ’cause heeeeere’s

AYMAN !

Take it away.


“People don’t know that this man was tender, gentle, kind, with refined feelings, even when life was hard.”

Yeah, I heard stories about him being hated by many Jews & then when he got crucifi… no wait, wasn’t that another bearded guy ?

Sorry, please continue.


“We never saw a man like him.”

Yeah, that picture sure would’ve… oh, you meant differently ?

Sorry, go on ! Go on !


“Everyone close to him saw the fine and noble education in his children.”

Nothing quite like a good brainwashing from an early age, eh ?

…we’re going to have to have to leave it at that, Ayman.



Give him a polite round of applause ladies & gentlemen.

Hm, more misguided funny than funny funny.

But I suppose if the US can wage its war against terror that Al-Qaeda can wage a war against humour, right ?



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