June 25th, 2009.
That was the day a doctor, or as I like to call him… Conrad “The Conman” Murray, killed the sleepy wreck formerly known as artist Michael Jackson.
Now, you can adore Michael Jackson like he’s a music god, you can hate him like he’s paedophile or be totally indifferent to him like he’s just another in a looong line of dead celebs who you never wanted meet anyway.
Buuuttt when someone dies, especially because of a doctor, you want there to be justice.
That can be tricky because lawyers are evil bastards.
Thankfully, lawyers are people too & so sometimes they make mistakes, like defence attorney Ed Chernoff for example:
“He [Michael Jackson] did an act without his doctor’s knowledge, without his doctor’s permission, against his orders, he did an act… that caused his own death.”
WTF ?
Seriously ???
That kind of defence is just crazy talk.
I mean imagine the following courtroom scene:
Lawyer: “My client didn’t kill anyone, Your Honour !”
The Judge: “Didn’t he sent that bomb package to the deceased ?”
Lawyer: “Yes, but it was the deceased who chose to open it. & when the bomb went off, my client wasn’t anywhere near the deceased or the explosion.”
The Judge: “So ???”
Lawyer: “So, it was clearly suicide.”
The Judge: “…I see your point. Case dismissed !”
So, even if Doc Conman somehow manages to walk away from all of this a free man, it’s good to know that for once it won’t be because of a defence attorney.
Tags: Conrad Murray, Doctor, Evil, Excuse, Michael Jackson, WTF
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