Park That Animation Now !



You too may have been shocked by the recent news that Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee, a follower of a certain religion, threatened warned South Park creators unfunny guy 1 & unfunny guy 2 (or whatever the Hell their names are).

I mean, whatever took this Revolution Muslim guy so long ?

It’s only been on the air since like the end of the LAST century.



But seriously, without South Park around to show a picture of the Prophet, how will these followers ever recognize him upon his return ?

Won’t that cause like serious problems ?

It probably will & here’s how that day might look like…



“Devout” follower A: Hey brother, you sure showed that innocent Western tourist

“Devout” follower B: Thank you brother

*Suddenly*

– Hi everybody.

“Devout” follower A & B:

– Hi everybody !

“Devout” follower A: Who the Hell are you ?

– It’s me.

“Devout” follower A & B: ?

– You know.

“Devout” follower A & B: ??

– The HOLY one.

“Devout” follower A & B: ???

– Your Prophet.

“Devout” follower A & B: *murderous look* INFIDEL !!!

– W-what ?

“Devout” follower A: BROTHER, THIS INFIDEL IS CLAIMING TO BE OUR PROPHET !

“Devout” follower B: YES, I HEARD THAT BROTHER AS I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU WHEN HE SAID IT !

– What ? No, I really am your Prophet !

“Devout” follower A: GET HIM !

– Now just a minute… hey, where are you taking me ?

“Devout” follower B: WE’LL SHOW HIM WHAT WE DO WITH THOSE WHO INSULT OUR PEACEFUL (but intolerant) RELIGION !

“Devout” follower A: YES, WE SURE WILL !

– no… No… NOOOO… EEEIIIAAARGHHHHH !!!

*Later*

“Devout” follower A: Could you believe that infidel, brother ?

“Devout” follower B: When will people learn ?

“Devout” follower A: Hey, want to go kill some Jews ?

“Devout” follower B: Of course, brother. Let’s go !

“Devout” follower A: Boy, they were sure stupid to kill off their saviour

“Devout” follower B: They sure were, brother. They sure were…



Evil hates animation


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