12 x 2009

During these past 12 months of 2009…

Barack H Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the USA.

Erik Larsen abused used the War On Terror to sell his comic.

This blog’s 2 year anniversary rolled around.

Yes, it amazes me too that it’s still being updated.

Vampirella artist José “Pepe” González died.

Wolverine lost his brand new movie to the mighty I-net.

Objectum-Sexuals were interviewed.

Swine Flu appeared & began to grow to pandemic proportions.

Scientists meanwhile battled feverishly to… contain it name it.

Was it called H1N1 ?
Was it called Swine Flu ??
Was it called Mexican Flu ???
Was it called Swine Influenza AKA “SI” ????

No one knew & thus no one bothered to take the nameless flu seriously.

The 1-Page Comic Challenge returned.

President Obama held an historic speech in Egypt.

Iran pretended it held elections & then acted all offended when confronted with the truth.

Italy wanted 3 Guantanamo inmates.

President Obama killed… a fly.

Then, all of a sudden… Michael Jackson died & just as sudden, everyone who hated him loved him again.

A South Park version of cartoon character Jem was posted, which was of course truly outrageous

Jennifer Walters was bitch slapped several times in a row by Marvel Comics.

President Obama was compared with the Joker for being a socialist… WTF ?

The talented & versatile John Hughes died.

A previous law that forced Afghani women to **** their husbands
regurlarly was changed so that men could withhold food from their wives.

The next version of this law where Afghani men get actual full pimp status will be out any day now.

My neighbours made some noisy lovin’ but I was the one who was moaning about it as the police had no clue what to do about it.

Marvel Comics was taken over by Disney.

What will they do to She-Hulk ?

The 9th of the 9th of the 9th happened but it was an ordinary day.

Agent Provocateur designed an underwear line around a superheroine theme.

I have yet to be rescued by any of these scantily clad women.

Motherly love was given a new meaning by a sick person.

It turned out David Letterman slept around & around & around & around &…

While President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for nothing, Switzerland’s SVP declared it had had enough of neutrality & decided to hold a referendum on Minarets.

Hollywood decided their next remake project would be the A-Team

Hey, remember when Hollywood made original movies ?

A military psychiatrist specializing in Mental Health went nuts !

Ironic twist or what ?

The US House Of Representatives passed their version of the Healthcare Bill.

Colonel Gaddafi decided to convert hot tall Italian women to Islam, what a guy !

Still a bit weird though, seeing as little women wearing a veil don’t look so bad.

The Swiss People’s Party’s referendum turned out a success.

I guess no 5th minaret then.

The search for a successor for the Kyoto Protocol began in Denmark & politicians were blamed in advance.

& last but certainly not least, there were 2 separate but positive announcements from DC & Marvel about women.

Namely, Wonder Woman finally having her 600th issue & Girl Comics, a project to be made only by women creators.

12 Months 2009

Hey, Click Me !

Whew !

Anyway, since I guess that’s it for 2009, I’d like to take this moment to wish you folks Happy Holidays from all of us here at X-Mer’s New Atlantica Page.

See you next year… hopefully for more Cheesecake & Sick People !


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