Batman Vs… Himself ???

Move over Joker ! Move over Penguin !

You too Ra’s al Ghul because the next opponent for The Caped Crusader is none other than…

(wait for it)

Bat-Maaan !!! [Cue certain 60’s TV series theme]

Wait what ?” I hear you say.

No, this is not some sort of cliched plot for an upcoming issue of the comic but real… sort of.

It’s not really Batman-Batman who’s going mano-a-mano with The Dark Knight but the Turkish city.

Wait What ?” I hear you sequelize.

Yes, there is a city called “Batman” but it’s nowhere near Gotham or even Metropolis for that matter.

The mayor, Hüseyin Kalkan, of “Batman” (don’t laugh now !) is suing for mucho dinero.

It seems he’s blaming deaths by suicide & murder in his city on the movie “The Dark Knight”.

WAIT WHAT ???” I hear you say & thereby finishing this trilogy of astonishment.

The mayor said: “There is only one Batman in the world. The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.

In his quest for vengeance he’s targeting film director Christopher Nolan & Warner, the rightholders of Batman-Batman.

The reply (sofar) ?

We are only aware of this claim via press reports and have not seen any actual legal action,” said a Warner Brothers representative.

& there you have it folks.

A bizarre drama like no Hallmark movie could ever live up to…


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