Avoid Meat = Spontaneous Change Into Woman

Eating meat is dangerous for your health.

You may remember hearing that phrase from… well… just about any fanatical vegetarian.

So, what are you to do ? I mean what fun is life without a nice slab o’ cow on your plate, right ?

WRONG !!!” the angry vegan choir will shout in unison.

Yes, there’s good ol’ tofu. Soybean crud that amazingly looks like meat (& tastes like cardboard).

It’ll save the poor little cows, sheep, horses, etc. & it’ll save your health.

Awww, we all win. Woo-Hoo !

I don’t think so.

You see, scientist are our friends.

Why is that ?

Because they tell you the truth. Each & every time, no matter how horrid. In a way, they’re like really good friends who tell you about the spinach between your teeth.

Or in this case: eating tofu instead of meat.


But don’t take my word for it preachy meat-avoider, let us look @ what the scientists are saying after a study.

Scientists: “Soy products are rich in micronutrients called phytoestrogens, which mimic the impact of the female sex hormone oestrogen.

The latest study suggests phytoestrogens – in high quantity – may actually heighten the risk of dementia.

That’s right, if you eat enough tofu you WILL turn into a fine drooling specimen of womanhood.

Ok, so if you’re a woman it might be beneficial. Screw Hormone Replacement Therapy – Just Eat Tofu !

Well, what if you’re a male ?

Do you go with A; heartattack @ 40 or B; breasts ?

I guess you’re damned if you do & you’re damned if you don’t.

…don’t you just love it when Life itself gives you so many wonderful options to choose from ?

As always, the horrid link o’ truth.


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